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Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2002 7:52 am**

Hi guys,

The MiddenHeap MudThirsters are coming along nicely now, I've got 8 Goblins and 1 Troll painted, and with a week to go and 1 Troll and 6 Goblins to go it's looking good.

I've got a picture of them you can see here;

Sorry if the pic takes a while to download, it's 135KB.

I need help with naming the little (and big) blighters! I'm looking for comedy names, and maybe using some people off this board (if they don't mind) - I'm thinking along the lines of names like 'Geno GobboShagger', etc. (name gratefully stolen from the TBBF website

)

If anyone has any idea's please get back to me. If it turns out people want me to use their names I'll give you a report back on how the team does at the BBQ Bowl next week. FYI the position players are:

1: Stone Troll
2: Stone Troll
3: Goblin
4: Goblin (with Chainsaw)
5: Goblin
6: Goblin
7: Goblin
8: Goblin (with Bombs)
9: Goblin (with Chainsaw)
10: Goblin
11: Goblin
12: Goblin
13: Goblin

Cheers guys!

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2002 8:04 am**

Any Goblin:

Reno Rughugger

Shak Swampraker

possibly rubbish,

Furelli.

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2002 8:09 am**

Having seen them in person, good paint jobs.

why don't you try the space marine naming method, put up a table with all sorts of choices that could blend in a six by six format then roll a dice and choose a first name then two more to choose a last name. unlikely to get a match and it is re-usable

ta for the DB pitches, almost finished gluing them and they will be ready for action.

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:55 am**

For one of the stone trolls
Hughlut Grant (named after the actor with the little "car and hoocker accident")

Poul

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2002 11:09 am**

No 9. Ledderymug
(After Leatherface in Chainsaw Massacre)

No 8. Big Badaboom
(After Leeloo in Fifth Element)

Three Gobins:
Joff 'nson
Stove 'nson
Jakk 'nson
(After the Hanson brothers in Slapshot. They should preferably get Dirty Player as their first skill)

Hmm.. I didn't follow the theme exaclty

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2002 3:33 pm**

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1 Def Winga
2 Garak Dirtscraper
3 Anklegone
4 Norz
5 booger-uck
6 Poutine
7 Trambi (perfect already)
8 Da Stench Roach
9 Da Din
10 Luk Eee

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2002 3:51 pm**

Now that's funny!

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2002 4:20 pm**

Booger-Uck????? obviously some US wordplay at work here. I would have gone for

VULGAR *UCK myself

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2002 4:31 pm**

reason enough to keep your posts to a minimum

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2002 4:34 pm**

I cannot necessarily be a "MODEL" citizen

all the time

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2002 5:21 pm**

voyagers_uk wrote:Booger-Uck????? obviously some US wordplay at work here. I would have gone for

VULGAR *UCK myself

Booger... it's the chuncky green bits you pick out of your nose.

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2002 5:24 pm**

hrmmm.... a new avatar and a sudden fondness for coloring his text...

...are we sure this john isn't john's evil twin, replacing his brother for some insideous purpose?

naaa... john is the evil one

welcome to the group john's good twin!

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2002 6:48 pm**

Thank you Swift!

Posted: **Mon Jul 15, 2002 8:09 pm**

Name one Julien Dicks and get him Dirty player
(I presume Mr Dicks still plays for Canvey FC?)

Posted: **Tue Jul 16, 2002 2:34 am**

"booger-uck"? That's the best you could do? I would have thought a play on "ass" would have been easier. Like "Assrat."

Anyway, here are some Goblin names:

* Chainsaw: Choppa Nharmov (you know, Nobbla's cousin)
* Trolls: Big and Ugly (alternates include "Dimbelly Rotgut" and "Ungry")
* Dumple, Bumple, and Crumple Critterkin
* Phlegm Mucushead
* Dribbledip Dripsnobbler

And the coach should have a silly name like "Phlegmificous the Great."

-Chet

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