Ahhh, yes, its that time again, sports fans. Springtime! A time when Blood Bowlers come out of hibernation, dust off their prized teams, and make the long, hard trek to the Canadian city of Toronto. Yes, here in T.O. Blood Bowlers congregate with like minded individuals for the Toronto Blood Bowl Federation's biggest tournament of the year, the Orion Cup.
Amidst the knock down, drag 'em out games, you will hear cheery banter about the usual things; wine, women and song, and how the Leafs are going to win the cup this year.

I'll tell you one thing, non-believers, I can't wait for this annual event, so I can pound the snot!..... errr..... experience the comraderie of my fellow Blood Bowl enthusiasts. Those that are not able to attend this year will regret it, I assure you. Feel the joy of giving up TD's against my Gutter Runners! Submit to the power of the TBBF's all-star coaches as they....
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