Scottish tartan wearing High Elves?!?!?!?!?

JaM · Post by **JaM** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 1:42 pm

Nice job, I like 'em !

Dropdeadfred · Post by **Dropdeadfred** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:28 pm

i like the catcher rob, nicely done

hoomin_erra · Post by **hoomin_erra** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:32 pm

Elves in Kilts. Now they are proper girly boys!!!!!!!!!!

browwnrob · Post by **browwnrob** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:14 pm

In the old days the English and Scottish armies used to fight by gathering their armies on top of the hills and at day break they would run down the hillside into the deep gorge below to fight.

One morning at dawn there was a fog (as thick as pea soup) and the two generals decided to refrain from fighting that day. Whilst the two armies were resting a voice, with a scottish accent came from within the dense fog.

"Any one scotsman can beat any 10 englishmen".

With this, the english general sent down 10 of his soldiers. There was a hell of a fight and NO ONE returned. An hour later, the same voice was heard.

"Any one scotsman can beat any 50 englishman".

With this the english general sent down 50 of his soldiers. The same thing, a terrible fight ensured and again NO ONE returned. An hour later the same voice.

"Any one scotsman can beat any 100 englishman".

Same same, down went 100 of the best. NO ONE returned. An hour later.

"Any one scotsman can beat any 1,000 englishman".

By this time, the english general had enough and was about to send down his elite soldiers, when he saw a lone englishman crawling up the hill. He was battered to a pulp. As he reached his general he said, "Don't send any more troops down, its a trap, THERES TWO OF THE BASTARDS".

an old old story!

Its funny because its true!

Snew · Post by **Snew** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:20 pm

Grasshopper · Post by **Grasshopper** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:28 pm

HA ! ! !

I love it.!!!

And nice figs too, berto

Djengis_Khan · Post by **Djengis_Khan** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:29 pm

Nice painting !!

and funny story !

Djengis

'Ed Basha' · Post by **'Ed Basha'** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:03 pm

old blackwatch drinking song...from an old blackwatchman

Tickle me. Tickle me you know where
under my kilt and into my hair
And if you don't tickle me in the right place
I'll lift up my kilt
and piss in your face

hoomin_erra · Post by **hoomin_erra** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:21 pm

Waddya mean old!! They still sing it now.It is considered a good chat up line in most parts of that backward country!!
I still have flashbacks of ithilkir singing it to Grumbledook at the Bloodbowl last year!!

Ithilkir · Post by **Ithilkir** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:19 pm

Admit it, you were just jealous... And as demonstrated at the Bubble this year, a Scotsman can clearly outdrink a wannabe Englishman, then outfight him outside Grots house

Ewan · Post by **Ewan** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:20 pm

Aww Ithilkir, you didn't have a fight with wee Hoomin did ye? Wid that no be like kickin' a wee tiny puppy? (admittedly small, yappy and barely toilet trained)

Ithilkir · Post by **Ithilkir** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:21 pm

Well I'm just surpised he didn't set off any car alarms after I played Pinball with him and some parked cars

hoomin_erra · Post by **hoomin_erra** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:02 am

ewan wrote:Aww Ithilkir, you didn't have a fight with wee Hoomin did ye? Wid that no be like kickin' a wee tiny puppy? (admittedly small, yappy and barely toilet trained)

Careful ewan, wee tiny puppies can still crap in yer boots, and piss on yer BB rulebook!!!

Ewan · Post by **Ewan** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:35 am

hoomin_erra wrote:Careful ewan, wee tiny puppies can still crap in yer boots, and piss on yer BB rulebook!!!

Careful yersel' - THIS is where wee yappy type puppies end up!

P.S - I got in big trouble from the GF for laughing at this.

@Brownnrob - For the "Fanatic painting invitation fiasco" I painted a few dwarves in "burberry" tartan to represent the trend of football "casuals" these days and called the team "The Highland hooligans" but found that unless you made the tartan larger than usual - it became too difficult to discern from a distance and scrapped the idea. I found the whole process was a total PITA and unless I have a spare year or two, will never contemplate a full tartaned up team again.

Snew · Post by **Snew** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:22 pm

Hehe.

Indigo.org ??? Is this what he's been doing?

How come I can look at a dog and I do see love an dfaithfulness. I see a cat and I they look like they're somewhere else, indifferent to whether you're there or not. I really don't care for cats.