Wild Animal Skill

[slup]

Coach - "Go pass that ball you elf!"
Elf - "Aye aye coach."
Elf mumbles to self - "Wow almost stumbled there, since I am not a wild animal and can think a little quicker, I'll not try this pass after all."

Minotaur(with ball) - "Hey look, an Elf"

I didn't know that a Minotaur was capable of uttering such a complex sentence, especially when an elf was in sight.

[Pagan]

I didn't know that a Minotaur was capable of uttering such a complex sentence, especially when an elf was in sight.

Well, I envisioned that from the start of that sentence to the end of it, the elf was already down and the minotaur was about to land on the hapless elf.

[funnyfingers]

That is sort of my point...

[slup]

I didn't know that a Minotaur was capable of uttering such a complex sentence, especially when an elf was in sight.

Well, I envisioned that from the start of that sentence to the end of it, the elf was already down and the minotaur was about to land on the hapless elf.

Piling on is so cool when you imagine it.

[alternat]

I didn't know that a Minotaur was capable of uttering such a complex sentence, especially when an elf was in sight.

Well, I envisioned that from the start of that sentence to the end of it, the elf was already down and the minotaur was about to land on the hapless elf.

Piling on is so cool when you imagine it.

"it's a bird?"
"'it's a plane?"
"IT'S AN ELBOOOOOOW!!!"

[daloonieshaman]

since that elf cas gave him another skill how are you gonna train him Coach?
"With enough luck we will train him how to Jump Up"

[slup]

since that elf cas gave him another skill how are you gonna train him Coach?
"With enough luck we will train him how to Jump Up"

Unless Tzeentch grants him a claw.

[Pagan]

"With enough luck we will train him how to Jump Up"

I was a half second away from giving my Chaos Pact Minotaur Tackle, when he already has a Claw, Juggernaut, and Piling On. Then the light went off.

All I have to say is Jump Up has proven to be incredibly useful and rather hilarious being it is a Minotaur doing it. Also my last three games I have caused 9, 7 and 10 casualties(as a team), 6 of those were kills on Saurus' and only 1 skink cas.

Although that is the same time I switched from the GW minotaur to the Impact! minotaur in the 3 point stance. Maybe that is why his cas/game has tripled.

[daloonieshaman]

You gonna bring him to Quake? (yes you can use non Granny figs we just have to say you can't)

[Pagan]

If I'm still out here on the West Coast I'll try and make it next year. This year just wasn't possible.

[Thadrin]

"Hey, Beefy...leave the elf alone and get the ball into the endzone...who gave the minotaur the damn ball...and there'll be extra Elf Gizzards on your plate tonight!"

"hur. Elf Gizzards. Beefy like!"

Or Beefy is just Blitzing the crowd?

[funnyfingers]

But why would he need to waste a blitz action? *take out the end zone part of it*

[slup]

One problem with the minotaur holding the ball: No Piling On (without a turnover)
So you better just make the TD and line up against a fresh bunch of elf meat.