Talk Fantasy Football

Since I play Goblins I've run into this wierd one:

I hurl the luckless victim down the field, it's unaccurate, so off he scatters. (WAAARRGGG!) He drifts into and nails an opposing player to cushion his landing. The helpless cushion gets injuried. So who gets credit for it? The unwilling ballistic smear or the idiot who was off target?

Hmm i've read through that a couple of times, not quite sure what you mean.

In Queen's English then. It's a Thrown Goblin play, the throw ends up inaccurate. After rolling the scatter the player ends up landing on a square already occupied by an opposing player. BAM! They go down, and the opposing player has his armour cracked and is injuried. Who gets credit for the casualty? The Goblin or the Player who threw him?

Nobody gets the CAS. You only get a CAS nowadays through normal blocks, no crowd, no foul, no secret weapons and definitely no doom divers!

What about pointed sticks?

No you don't get any spp for injuring pointed sticks, that goes for blocking as well as fouling etc.

Actually I kinda like the idea of letting BGs throw stunties as missiles to hit opposition players. Stunties are cheap and expendable and it would be funny too (but never allowed)

You throw next to them and hope they scatter into them, I always seem to miss them tho, can't wait to hit one

I find it's a VERY valid tactic...mind you the irony is how often he lands safely despite my efforts to throw them into people.

But say the Goblin was armed with a banana...