Fun names for players.

Punch Drunk · Post by **Punch Drunk** » Sun Mar 09, 2003 1:34 pm

Cutest halfling Starplayer ever: Bobo Slimfast!
Redundant Norse: Morten Harket
Referee Veteran: Flipper Coin
Ogre brothers: KFOR and SFOR
(also called: good cop/bad cop)
Undead Coach: Lu Cifer

perhaps more after looking through some antique rosters.

wesleytj · Post by **wesleytj** » Sun Mar 09, 2003 5:23 pm

some of my best ever player names:

Reemyore Knothole-Gay Treeman (he played on an all-gay wood elf team...Big Gay Aladriels Big Gay Elves of the Big Gay Wood)
Ram Ewe-Mino or beastman
Steer Cleer-Mino
Better than Heifer-Mino
Cuisinart-Witch Elf
Nads McCracken-Human Blitzer
Bill Walsh-Wood elf linemen (got -ST after his first game...he knew he was destined for coaching)
Stiff Slobberwald-Zombie I made after killing Griff
Pirate Buttspear-friend's Gay DP Orc

man i'm drawing a blank, there were lots more good ones

Favorite Team Names-Themes
BGABGEotBGW--mentioned above. All were gay celebs, including women catchers like Martina Navratalova...also included the Wardancer formerly known as Prince. (I kept hoping he'd die to an undead team and become the Zombie formerly known as the Wardancer formerly known as Prince)
Third Reich--Nazi Undead...included der fuhrer and goering as mummies (both w/blk, pro, and diving tackle back when it was cool incidentally), and all the nazis you can think of besides.
Dead Presidents--US Pres Undead team
Mongolian Cluster Flux--Chaos(Slaanesh)
Sheik, Rattle, and Roll--Araby Team
Unladen African Swallows--Monty Python team
Apocalypse Drow--Dark Elves (my favorite...it's the name of my WHFB dark elf army too)

fe2mike · Post by **fe2mike** » Fri Mar 14, 2003 3:52 am

How about these 4 mummies for my Khemri team (don't have a team name yet)
Meyi Urtu, Snapt Ur-nek, O-haw-u-weip, U-kont-kil-mi
The Lynched Mob (undead)
Entrails the 3rd- Zombie
S.F.B. and 'Enery the 8th' for skeletons
The Masters of the Puniverse (goblins)
Dumz Bonebrain- Ogre
Gzax Dumbdrool-Dumbdrool
Bud Greatfart the goblin Team-Captain
Best naming story is my nephew's ghoul named Stevie Wonders at beginning of season led the league in Completions with 21 after 10 games!

Count Zappa · Post by **Count Zappa** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 4:38 pm

Chaos Beastman named Scapegoat
Human Blitzer named Bull Roar
Nurgle Warrior named Hockey Bag
Nurgle Beastman named Sacrificial Lamb
Kroxigor named Mr. Messenger
Orc Star Blitzer named Da Green Macheen

And an Undead team called The Mothers led by a Vampire named Count Zappa. The whole team is named after Frank Zappa songs/albums/band members such as Captain Beefheart, The Rejected Mexican Pope, Burnt Weeny Sandwich, Zomby Woof, Hot Poop and Muffin Man.

Amber Gambler · Post by **Amber Gambler** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 10:09 pm

Skaven Names of Mine

Ratz Pewtin
"Gnaw Men" Bates
Gastrik Astley (so close to an anagram of the star himself)
Thrower - Cheeezuss (big lebowski?)
Seweer Lorlii
Uppadrayn Pyyp (struggling at this point!!!!!!)

boondog · Post by **boondog** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 2:25 pm

Chaos Blocker - "Zug Zement"
Mummy - "Tut Fresse Haun"
My pair of Goblin Stars: "Wingus, Dingus... I have a brilliant plan!!"
Dark Elf Bitch Elf: "Connie Lingus"

Cephme · Post by **Cephme** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 2:59 am

I have some good names for my shadowforge bunny team.

Marilyn von Woe - blitzer
Angie Severheart - blitzer
Drew Burymore - blitzer
Elle McFearsome - blitzer
Kim Passflinger - passer
Animal Cole-Smiith - ogre

Wilhelm von Klaiserkopf · Sat Apr 19, 2003 5:43 pm

I used to have a team called Bayern Munchen BBC, with a chainsaw guy called Fritz Mitscherenzulaufen, a ST4 blitzer called Rubeo Wurst and another blitzer called Georg Rollschuhgelaufen. And Adolf Jagerschnitzel the lineman.

Is there any way to do accents with this thing?

Stebster · Post by **Stebster** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 4:08 pm

from my skaven team, my favourite gutter runner is called 'quik asaflash'

grotemuis · Post by **grotemuis** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 2:56 pm

rat ogre "hairy pornstar"
throbbin wood- wood elf catcher
GaI the slaughterer

Snagar_Dogbreath · Post by **Snagar_Dogbreath** » Wed May 07, 2003 10:53 pm

Just started a new orc team "Da Big Green Machine"

and had named a lineman Stinki Brownfinger....only my opponent misheard this as Sticky and since I was a name short for a blizter he got labelled Sticky Brownfinger (Sick I know) still guess who scored the first TD of the match????!!!!

Lord Zlob · Post by **Lord Zlob** » Mon May 26, 2003 4:43 pm

Lizardman Head Coach: Huachufinqupleinat

los_locos · Post by **los_locos** » Mon May 26, 2003 8:54 pm

I always loved Johnny Knocksville or Robbie Fouler, I dont know if these are eady mentioned!!!!!!!!!!!!

BingohanZ · Post by **BingohanZ** » Fri Jun 06, 2003 6:31 pm

"Orcland Assholes":
"Walk And Talk" - a Morg clone
"Sick of It All" - ogre

Same coach (Willy the Wimp, don't know we're posting this): "Sewercide Sissies" (skaven)

noodle · Post by **noodle** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 10:51 am

Apoplexy - the angry Khorne halfling.

The Siminifrious Tubloidal Buttenoids (a horde team) have some great player names... Each one describing their race perfectly

Ugly Green Git - an orc
Poncey Pointy Eared Nonce - elf
etc...

Our league favourites are the rat ogres "Gentle", "Still" and "Collapsing Slowly"

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