Sure. Two of my friends came up to visit me, and with the above benefits in traveling north, we decided to take a quick trip over the border to Montreal. One of my friends made the mistake of making direct eye contact with a seedy native who was hanging around outside an alley. The native advances and asks, "Are you all Americans?"My witty friend answers, "Oui."
"Excuse me?"
"I mean, yes."
The mugger hesitates then asks, "Do you have U.S. dollars? I'm looking to exchange some Canadian bills." He motions us to step into the dark alley.
My other friend tells him that no, we don't really want to step in the alley, and we're on our way. As I said, a very polite mugger.
