Fun names for players.

Zy-Nox · Post by **Zy-Nox** » Thu May 30, 2002 2:43 pm

I had Chaos dwarf blockers named

Ivor Nicebeard
Ivor Blackbeard
Iva Beard

It kind of goes on like that

My Gobbos are named after characters from south park

I just need to name my amazons(which are after Evil queens
any ideas?

TiMuN · Post by **TiMuN** » Thu May 30, 2002 4:19 pm

Like ... Priscila (Queen of the Desert)??

Ok, what about comic names, like Sheena, or more like arabian nights theme, Miriam, Benalis, Ashur ...

On evil queen names ... i would end up naming them Elvira (Mistress of the Dark), Lucrecia (Borgia), .. and what was the name for Snowhite's mother?

If i ever get to buy an Amazon team, i'm sure i will use those arabic names ..

Acerak · Post by **Acerak** » Fri May 31, 2002 1:57 am

My favorites:

* Mummies: Many have taken on the name "Tutenkhamen" in some fashion. But none are better than "Tutenkharnage," sorry

* Skaven Linemen: Name one "Catfood" and stick him on the line of scrimmage. Great fun to be had by all!

* Goblins: My best goes were "Phlegm Mucushead" and the "Critterkins" Bumple, Dumple, and Crumple!

* Trolls: "Dimbelly Rotgut" is a friend of mine...

And of course, every Undead squad needs a Zombie named Wormfood!

(cf. "Catfood," above)

Cheers!

-Chet

Larry The Zombie · Post by **Larry The Zombie** » Fri Jun 07, 2002 9:19 am

Great names guys,

Probably some of the funnuiest names in our league are of my bro's norse team, the Erengrad Muscle. Basically he just used 'action hero' alter egos from the likes of arnie, seagal and even kurt russell! Names like Mr Kimble, Doug Qaid etc. Very funny.

All the coaches in our league try to make funny names because it brings a really funny side to the game. When you ask ' Who was the lineman who just put my star catcher in the dug out with an awesome blitz bro? Oh that was Earl Bassett' You really do have to laugh. What was his parents thinking calling him that when he was born. He couldnt of been the most popular boy at school!

plasmoid · Post by **plasmoid** » Fri Jun 07, 2002 9:35 am

Hi Chet,
Tutenkharnage is pretty sweet.

My friend had a mummy named Rambotep (after Imhotep) - red headband and all

Twist · Post by **Twist** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 2:04 am

Well, my 'Half-Pint Hellions' Halfling team had players like Hammy Sandwich, Dondon Marrowmuncher, Flabby Grasshugger, Panzi Gristleguts, etc... (I've got tons more with food or turf-eating references!)

I've currently got a Skaven team called the 'Foul Peak Cripplers' with a thrower named Squit Phlegm-Throw, Nartik Spasmclaw, Vask Plaguebringer, Squeek Scablick, Chitter Sewerstench, etc...

Its a shame I don't play Orcs or Goblins. I've been saving the name Rectus Chocolate-Eater forever!

Twist.

Anthony_TBBF · Post by **Anthony_TBBF** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 2:18 am

My two favourite names from my teams are Gobfang Gobboshagger (Orc Blitzer) and Laktos the Intolerant (Norse Ogre).

ScottTBBF · Post by **ScottTBBF** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 7:04 pm

Some of my favourite names from players on my teams:

Bjorn the Virile (Norse Thrower, half of the team was then named *** Bjornsen. Get it?)

Da Smirkin' Git (Gobbo player on orc team with a BIG smile)

Elvis Squighumper (Another Gobbo on the same orc team as DSG)

Niall of the Nine Bandages (High Elf Dirty Player)

Maloch the Grasper (Beastman with Big Hand)

Adrazka the Violator (Beastman dirty player)

Critt Favre (Thrower on the Green Bay Packrats)

Ghassan Ibn Fadlan (A burnoose-wearing Arab blitzer on my Norse team. He wore Jersey #13...)

Mark (an ogre on a halfling team known as the Pylons. He clutched a bag of Ruffles potato chips in one hand...)

Anthony_TBBF · Post by **Anthony_TBBF** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 7:23 pm

Don't you mean Nuffles brand potato chips?

ScottTBBF · Post by **ScottTBBF** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 9:01 pm

Anthony_TBBF wrote:Don't you mean Nuffles brand potato chips?

ooooh, good idea

Ghost of Pariah · Post by **Ghost of Pariah** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 10:28 am

We usually have alcohol involved in the naming process so we end up with guys like...

Turd Meathead
Frank Assholebored
Count Smaktorfuktor Lictorsnatch
Jack Rimshot
Steve (must be said in the voice of the clone from Multiplicity)
Herr Peez
Stupid Ugly Knobby Skaven (S.U.K.S.)
Joe Wunnut
Shoeless Joe Six Toes
and then the usual assortment of players named for what we are drinking at the time...
Guinness
Bud (None of my players are named this!)
Murphy's
Jack Daniels (named after 1 drink)
Jan Danyell (named after several drinks)
Dan Yell etc etc.

Post by **Thadrin** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 12:52 pm

Orcs are of course the best for silly names (barring, possibly, Skaven).
I just started an Orc team in our summer league.

The Black Orcs have "Western" type names. The one with the Long Horns is Texas Jake (I assume a few college football fans will understand that one), then there's Pilgrim and, as of last night, Ringo (an old John Wayne Character). The group is rounded out by the Sundance Orc.
Its just a shame that Butch Casualty lasted all of one half before getting his very own pine box.

jeffzimm1 · Post by **jeffzimm1** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 1:37 pm

I have to admit I cheat somewhat when I'm stumped on names. I pull out my two old HB Chaos handbooks (yep, I'm an old-timer) and use the tables in there for the creation of chaos demon names.

Ghost of Pariah · Post by **Ghost of Pariah** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 2:29 pm

For sale?

Yeah, I know but I had to ask...sniff...sniff

Piepgrass · Post by **Piepgrass** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 2:30 pm

I used to own those two realm of chaos books.
Then on a convention some *BIIIIP BIP BIIIIP BBIp of a BIP BIIIIIIP son*
Stole them.
Fortunately for him we never found him

So by a freaky chance if anybody ever seen a realm of chaos book with the name Poul Piepgrass on the inside cover please let me now (the ods on that is probely 1-1000000)

Poul

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