Fun names for players.

Tamper Magnitude · Post by **Tamper Magnitude** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 8:22 pm

Bitch carpet and Oddson Rape the Witch Elves

McDeth · Post by **McDeth** » Thu Sep 05, 2002 12:01 pm

Joining S&M and their star Catcher Naked Tuesday, comes Laura Avera Ges.
rookie Amazon Blitzer, who weighs up every possibility before commiting herself.

CplSaint · Post by **CplSaint** » Thu Sep 05, 2002 1:45 pm

Some very dodgy puns among my old human team, The Badland Brawlers...
Allun Czearer, Team Captain
Carl 'Bobo' Olsen, Archie Lee Moore and Henry Armstrong (All sadly departed Prizefighters, no jokes here [Arguably, there aren't any 'jokes' anywhere in my team's names!

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Francis Spencer, with his little beret
Jaques Niklsen, with his Batman t-shirt
Rocky Marciano (Groan)
Vicious Jones (Double Groan)
Sven Svensensensen, who's a rather nifty linesman!

As for the Ashdown Crawlers, my current Skaven team;
Rolando the Star Gutter Runner (An amalgam of Ronaldo the Brazilian Football player and Roland Rat, dodgy 80's puppet DJ.)

And then there's the Nu Delly Diamondbacks, my up-and-coming Lizardmen. As anyone knows, Lizardmen make for the easiest silly names!
Pepzi-Khola
Ittim-Widastik
Apiti Thafoo, Saurus Blocker, with an addtional AV 'cause of his Chains... (Teehee!)
Rolipoli
Twitchigit
Lukkiebega
Cola-Botl
Ezi-Peazi
Stikitofi
Jammi-Dhodja
Yoo-Too

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 11:45 pm

Okay, from my opponents Lizardman team, the Lustria Scayskins.

The Sarus Frontline:
Xhilipepa
Tixilix
Wochuluqinat
Dunadribl
Inyaface
Oolaquigi

The Skink ball winners:
Itzi
Bitzi
Tinhi
Huni
Lotta Botl
Tekila

The Kroxigor:
Itzalsquishi

And the Slann headcoach:
Hocha Lugi

Pigsofa · Post by **Pigsofa** » Wed Sep 18, 2002 6:32 am

The best I've seen is a Skeleton on My friends undead taem named Bone Jackson....
You wouldn't believe how many times you hear "Bone knows Bloodbowl" It's just rich!

Post by **voyagers_uk** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 4:26 pm

One of the guys in the league has a chaos dwarf team with allies and he has named the goblin winged loony "the fall guy" he really is the 6 million dollar goblin

Post by **voyagers_uk** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 4:31 pm

he also has a bull centaur called "General Lee" of Dukes of Hazard fame, I want him to have the confederate flag on his back but he hasn't done it yet.

franck_le_grand · Post by **franck_le_grand** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 6:21 pm

A good name for a player who scores a lot of TD's could be called for
"T-Diddy" (like P-Diddy(puff daddy's new name for those who don't know)). A great name I think.

Ixnatifual · Post by **Ixnatifual** » Sun Oct 20, 2002 7:19 pm

Strangle-Knut (a troll on my Chaos team)
Turuk "In Your Face" Guruk (a beastman with Frenzy - and Razor Shaprp Fangs)
Neville Portshass (human catcher)
Sir Stagslayer (human blitzer)
Uther Snatchwood (human blitzer)
Renald "Lord Squirrel" Eldrak (human catcher)
Tut-Ankh Mumienstein (a mummy)
Sneakstab Ratpoison (skaven linerat with poison dagger)
Dropjaws Moonhunter (gutter runner with Leap)
Grelkin Clawfinger (storm vermin - naturally he took Claws when he rolled doubles)
Heinrich "Can't Touch It" Oberdark (human catcher)

Da Scum · Post by **Da Scum** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 1:17 am

I had one Dwarf on a team with his name painted on the back, or at least his last name. Problem was his name was Garok Varokroksenrok.

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 1:27 am

How the hell could you have fit that name on the back of a dwarf?

Harleqin · Post by **Harleqin** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:34 pm

I'm not so inventive, but have a weak spot for some of my old Orcs. Players like Noff-Noff, Donk, Torak Nosesmasher and Vobar Steelboot were popular. And of course, the much feared "Flashy" Woger, a lineboy who had taken a hit too many and had a tendency to never fail dodges. He was also quite good at long bombs though he never got anything else than +1 MA. I roleplayed him a bit. He thought he was a blitzer and my opponents hated him when he got to the action. Dodge, dodge, pick up, dodge, pass long bomb. Sadly the recievers rarely caught it

He was named from the "Life of Brian" movie.

Harleqin · Post by **Harleqin** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:42 pm

I'm not so inventive, but have a weak spot for some of my old Orcs. Players like Noff-Noff, Donk, Torak Nosesmasher and Vobar Steelboot were popular. And of course, the much feared "Flashy" Woger, a lineboy who had taken a hit too many and had a tendency to never fail dodges. He was also quite good at long bombs though he never got anything else than +1 MA. I roleplayed him a bit. He thought he was a blitzer and my opponents hated him when he got to the action. Dodge, dodge, pick up, dodge, pass long bomb. Sadly the recievers rarely caught it

He was named from the "Life of Brian" movie.

Da Scum · Post by **Da Scum** » Thu Oct 24, 2002 1:52 am

Regarding Varokroksenrok, I had a "dash" after the Varokroks...and continued his name on his butt...

If I do create him for a dwark team again, I'll instead do a minor custom job so that his "nametag" extends off him...usable for clothslines...

Covenant · Post by **Covenant** » Sat Oct 26, 2002 11:00 pm

Here are some names of my Orcteam THE GOODFELLAS:

My defenceline are 4 Blackorcs named

- Up the Virer
- Damn'm'Olyra
- Randal 'y' Raah
- Ausc'n'Ypsa

nativ german speaker will find the joke in the names

Two of my Orclinemen got names like:

- Unta T. Eyka
- Unta P. Ressa

Do you want to hear more?!

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