Midge Twocannons
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:24 pm
In my first Spike! Magazine Tournament I played my dwarf team, Highland Tramplers, whose colors are red and yellow.
It featured a Troll Slayer, wearing yellow hair and red shorts, which I called Midge Twocannons. I decided (and published the story on our league magazine) that he became a Troll Slayer after having let his liege'sson drown in shallow water, because of water fear.
He clearly was a parody of Baywatch David Husselhoff's character.
I started claiming he'll soon become the best player in the league and I made his name be remembered by other league coaches. I planned to give him Leader at the first occasion.
No need to tell he never became a Star Player because he was the only player in my team which died during that tournament, during the final match, that I managed to win.
At least I had my Team Roster signed by Jervis Johnson, having met him at a con.
I hope not being off-topic and present you a small smile with my first post.
Thanks and hi to all!
It featured a Troll Slayer, wearing yellow hair and red shorts, which I called Midge Twocannons. I decided (and published the story on our league magazine) that he became a Troll Slayer after having let his liege'sson drown in shallow water, because of water fear.
He clearly was a parody of Baywatch David Husselhoff's character.
I started claiming he'll soon become the best player in the league and I made his name be remembered by other league coaches. I planned to give him Leader at the first occasion.
No need to tell he never became a Star Player because he was the only player in my team which died during that tournament, during the final match, that I managed to win.
At least I had my Team Roster signed by Jervis Johnson, having met him at a con.
I hope not being off-topic and present you a small smile with my first post.
Thanks and hi to all!
