Talk Fantasy Football

Ah well, after a couple of games in the MBBL and LPL where I couldn't do much wrong, I just knew Nuffle was gonna bite me sooner or later:

My Khorne daemon team Blood 'n' Mud were playing a Vamp team, leading 1-0 H-T. Here's every single on field D6 roll I made second half on my way to a 1-2 defeat:

647: Blood 'n' Mud: "Blood 'n' Mud #7 (Bloodgave) dodges to P4 (3+)"
648: Roll: 1
649: Blood 'n' Mud: "Dodge failed!"


844: Blood 'n' Mud: "14 fouls 12 a 8,10,13"
845: Foul Roll (AV (5,6)+4=15 Foul successful. Referee Roll: 6 - The referee has spotted the foul, fouler Sent Off - Injury Roll (4,1)+2=7 Stunned
846: I Got My Eye On You: Blood 'n' Mud
847: "Hey REF! Argue the Call! Argue the Call roll: 1 ... Argue the Call roll FAILED!!! Head Coach EJECTED!!"
848: Darkland Conspirators #12 (minion Furok) is stunned
849: Blood 'n' Mud #14 (Bullhoof) Sent Off

871: Blood 'n' Mud: "Casting Khorne's Gift on #3"
872: Roll: 1
873: Blood 'n' Mud: "Failure..result applies to Spellcaster. Uh-ho."

892: Blood 'n' Mud: "Blood 'n' Mud #12 (Stompgor) tries to pick up the ball (3+)"
893: Roll: 6
894: Blood 'n' Mud #12 (Stompgor) moves to V7
895: Blood 'n' Mud: "Blood 'n' Mud #12 (Stompgor) tries to Go For It (2+)"
896: Roll: 1
897: Blood 'n' Mud: "GFI roll failed!"
898: Rerolls change for Blood 'n' Mud: 0
899: Roll: 1
900: Blood 'n' Mud: "GFI RE-ROLL failed!"

1010: Blood 'n' Mud: "Blood 'n' Mud #15 (Redhorn) tries to pick up the ball (3+)"
1011: Roll: 3
1012: Blood 'n' Mud #15 (Redhorn) moves to P3
1013: Blood 'n' Mud: "Blood 'n' Mud #15 (Redhorn) tries to Go For It (2+)"
1014: Roll: 1
1015: Blood 'n' Mud: "GFI roll failed!"

1073: Blood 'n' Mud: "Blood 'n' Mud #12 (Stompgor) tries to Go For It (2+)"
1074: Roll: 1
1075: Blood 'n' Mud: "GFI roll failed!"

1182: Blood 'n' Mud: "Blood 'n' Mud #15 (Redhorn) passes to Blood 'n' Mud #10 (Horngraver)(Quick pass, Very Sunny, 4+)"
1183: Roll: 3
1184: Blood 'n' Mud: "Pass is inaccurate!"
1185: Scatter: 5
1186: Scatter: 5
1187: Scatter: 2
1188: Blood 'n' Mud: "Blood 'n' Mud #1 (Hammerstein) can catch the ball"
1189: Blood 'n' Mud: "Blood 'n' Mud #1 (Hammerstein) tries to catch the ball (Bouncing Ball, 4+)"
1190: Roll: 1
1191: Blood 'n' Mud: "Catch roll failed!"

(Game over)

1194: Blood 'n' Mud: "Okay..I'll do the Cas roll for my caster"
1195: Roll: 6
1196: Blood 'n' Mud: "Oops."

Oops indeed! The 6 at the end killed my Spikes/Dodge 150K Spellcaster, which also means I lose my 180K Bloodthirster!

Ah well..you've gotta laugh...live by the sword and all that...

Time to start saving again...

I feel your pain ................................well actually its my own pain i am feeling after hitting several things when my MBBL chaos team, who is under 0-2, just now in their last turn of the first half failed a GFI in the endzone

PS. Now i know how you felt when you did not win the game as the ogre failed that GFI in the endzone in the last turn of the game.

Asmodan wrote:PS. Now i know how you felt when you lost the game as the ogre failed that GFI in the endzone in the last turn of the game.

Can I just point out that I didn't lose, I merely failed to win!
What was painful about that was twice in tournaments I've had a win snatched away by an Ogre scoring in the last turn: Dutch Open was Bonehead, a 4+ pick up and 2 gfi's to make it 2-2, and at Rendez-Vous it was just a straight BH and 2 gfi's to also make it 2-2 on the last turn. Oh the irony...

DW, if you can't believe that NUFFLE SUCKS by now, there is no hope for you!

pfft think that sucks about 4 games ago my best centaur niggled from aging (one of 2 double rolls i had made on the whole team) so i start saving up and replace him after another 3 matches

first game with brand new centaur winning 2-1 then he gets blocked and niggled (apoth used turn before) 2 blocks later my other centaur gets blocked and niggled

so in the space of 1 match i retired 3 centaurs :/

It's all swings and roundabouts. Both my BCs on my LPL team have rolled ST increases...last game a CD Blocker rolled one as well.

Wow...that's rough. And I thought the Tool Hated My guts. I just missed a 1 measley GFI in the end zone that would have been a great td (Orc Team, no rrs left, lineman dodges away to free a blitzer from a ST 4 opponent, dodge successful, 1 Die Blitz Good, blitzer free...AG 4 Orc thrower runs, GFI's to get in short pass range, hits an accurate pass which is caught), that would have tied the game 1-1 at half. This after my Orcs got their a@$ handed to them the whole half. Oh well... Thanks DW, you make me feel better!

Sounds like the rolls my vamps had against you in MBBL this round

You can all just shut up!

Go take a look at the Moulder Maniacs in the REBBL Skaven League!

Talk about NUffle screwing somebody!

Its not online...but...
Final game of the tournament (somehow I've made it to table 1). I win and I go to the semis. I take a 2-0 lead into half time.
Opponent Humas score a quick one I couldn't do a great deal to stop after a bad kick gave the ball to a blitzer in the wide zone.
I just need to hold the ball for five turns. I have four bodyguards down by my runners all of whom have Guard. All I need to do is hold onto the ball.

In pouring rain, my runner fails six attempts to pick up the ball in a row. The ball scatters to my opponent's thrower, who strolls in to equalise.

I am dumped ceremoniously out of the playoff race.

Deathwing wrote:

Asmodan wrote:PS. Now i know how you felt when you lost the game as the ogre failed that GFI in the endzone in the last turn of the game.

Can I just point out that I didn't lose, I merely failed to win!
What was painful about that was twice in tournaments I've had a win snatched away by an Ogre scoring in the last turn: Dutch Open was Bonehead, a 4+ pick up and 2 gfi's to make it 2-2, and at Rendez-Vous it was just a straight BH and 2 gfi's to also make it 2-2 on the last turn. Oh the irony...

oooops sorry Deathwing, dont know why i wrote that you lost (wishthinking? )
I have edited my post so it says failed to win instead.

Deathwing -

I should be into PBeM-BB somehow .. i think i registered there at the PBEMBBL .. only have to submit a team, and learn how to play on that pbem tool.

Let's start a 'how many 1s on a single match competition'

I have played 4 games of PBeM with chaos dwarves and have rolled terribly in each. I am 1-2-1, the only win against a high elf team that rolled worse then me. I have passed 4 attempts to pick up the ball out 15. I was rolling so bad I actually figured out that my success rate on D6 rolls was 64% and most of my rolls are 2+ push-its (I was to scared to try anything requiring a 4+).
I have beaten armour 15 times out of over 100 knockdowns.
To make it even worse,I have had 5 players die in those 4 games. Not get injured, DIE!

But I play a tabletop game with a rookie goblin team and win 3-0, so I think the tool just hates me.

All I can say is SCREW NUFFLE!

Current MBBL2 game is the worst set of idie rolls i;'ve played table top or E-mail, so far i'm 1-0 down all five re-rolls were burned and invariable failed on skulls and 1's which magically reappeared. Two killed by animal house 1 in the first turn of the game. Most turns i've only been able to move a couple of players before the dreaded 1's and Skulls have raided their ugly heads. To make matters worst its a Blizzard and Animal House Mummies have Blitzed using gfi's all over the place and not failed a single 3+ gfi. naturally i failed the first i went for. To add insult to injury i didn't get close with a 2 but rolled a 1.

Its half time and a Niggld player has now dropped out, and a 10+ SW has been sent off. Its unlikely anything else can get any worse.

Off course, I've locked all the doors and removed all sharp objects from the house. I'm a little worried about going in the garden in case i trip over a leaf and impale myself on a blade of grass.