You gotta laugh..REBBL Challenge extract.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 6:58 am
Opening Kick Off...(#12 Gor Th' Hor is the Ogre)..
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75: (6,5) : THROW A ROCK. Roll 2d6, add fanfactor. Make injury roll for one randomly selected player of lowest.
76: Scatter: 1
77: Roll: 5
78: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "Kickoff WILL land in B3"
79: Ball at B3
80: "Throw a Rock Roll for Karak Hirn Earthquakes"
81: Roll: (3,6) = 9
82: "Roll: 9 + 10 Fan Factor = 19"
83: "Throw a Rock Roll for Da Gonadz"
84: Roll: (6,2) = 8
85: "Roll: 8 + 13 Fan Factor = 21"
86: "Da Gonadz win the roll!"
87: Randomly chosen player: Karak Hirn Earthquakes #12 (Gor Th' Hor)
88: Injury Roll (6,4)=10 Sigurd's Roll (2) Badly Hurt
89: Karak Hirn Earthquakes #12 (Gor Th' Hor) Badly Hurt
90: Scatter: 4
91: Ball at A3
92: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "SUM BITCH!!!!!!!!"
93: TURN: KARAK HIRN EARTHQUAKES 1
94: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "Well that could have gone better."
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213: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "now, take that ogre out!"
214: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "NUFFLE SUCKS!!!!!!!!"
215: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "#1 (ST 4) b #16 (ST 5) a 4 (1 block die)"
216: Block roll: Skull
217: Karak Hirn Earthquakes #1 (Torgo Goldhelm) uses Pro skill
218: Roll: 1
219: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
220: Armour Roll (AV 8) (3,6)=9 Injury Roll (3,6)+1=10 Sigurd's Roll (3) Badly Hurt
221: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "Oh this is just crap!"
222: Karak Hirn Earthquakes #1 (Torgo Goldhelm) Badly Hurt
223: Casualty for Da Gonadz #16 (Gord 'n' Benet)
224: Casualties scored change for Da Gonadz: 1
225: TURN: DA GONADZ 2
