A Question about Nuffle

Canbacon · Post by **Canbacon** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 10:08 am

We all talk about Nuffle... But what does Nuffle look like? Or is it nigh sacrilegious to ask such a question?

sean newboy · Post by **sean newboy** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 10:18 am

Nuffle has got to be a large Orc no doubt about it.

Oxinotl · Post by **Oxinotl** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 12:31 pm

Yeah, its defenetly a he, and probably fat too.

phil · Post by **phil** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 12:44 pm

nuffle's avatar appears in the form of a middle-aged, overweight suburban man trapped in a dead-end job with a nag of a wife and three kids he's not even sure he fathered. he wears a tattered and stained tshirt, now much too small, emblazoned with the name of a youth football team he once played for which represents all the hopes and dreams of his life squashed like a bug on the grill of the minivan he desperately wishes were a sports car. nuffle's life of quiet desperation is broken only by the bittersweet weekend rituals of sporting observation, wherein he watches the game he dreamed of playing, his vacarious and fanatical devotion to the sport, and the escape it brings all that keeps him from veering that minivan into the path of an oncoming semi on the way to work in the morning....

Redfang · Post by **Redfang** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 1:00 pm

Are you sure he didn't have two children instead of three, a dodge instead of a minivan, and a job as salesman of womens shoes?
I'm prety sure the youth-team he played for was Polk-High, too...

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phil · Post by **phil** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 1:07 pm

the older i get, the more i understand al bundy...

Canbacon · Post by **Canbacon** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 2:54 pm

So I assume that Nuffle has not been further referenced/displayed or
mentioned apart from what we read in the Blood Bowl manual...

Rustycan · Post by **Rustycan** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 5:58 pm

Hey!!! Al Bundy is my hero!! Him and Red Foreman off That 70's Show!! I even find myself treating my kids like they do. Dumba**!!!

Rustycan · Post by **Rustycan** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 5:59 pm

Oh and Canbacon, I take it by your avatar and nick you are from The Great White North eh!!

Ghost of Pariah · Post by **Ghost of Pariah** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 8:34 pm

Canbacon, they are talking about Al Bundy from MArried With Children. (In case you live an a vacuum, that's a very popular American TV show from the 80's and 90's. The father was Al Bundy, a guy who's life peaked in high school football.)

Anyway, does anybody know what position Al played?

Mirascael · Post by **Mirascael** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:37 pm

Nuffle? Cthullhu's ambassador of course. Anyone remember the legendary "Cthullhu Protoplasms"?

Anthony_TBBF · Post by **Anthony_TBBF** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:44 pm

nuffle's avatar appears in the form of a middle-aged, overweight suburban man

LOL, this almost exactly describes an idea I had for a conversion! It is a lesser daemon of Nuffle called a Superphan that sits in a massive floating lazy-boy and yells at players on the pitch.

lawquoter · Post by **lawquoter** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 10:49 pm

Nuffle was, is, and forever will be. Nuffle is aptly described by phil, and will be represented by Anthony's conversion (that would be sooo cool, a shrine to Nuffle that you can place on your pitch, in between the score tracks!). Nuffle likes beer and hot cheerleaders and he doesn't care if their breasts are fake. Nuffle is repulsed by that topless Orcette on the post a few days ago. 'nuff said about Nuffle, at least on my part. I can feel the double skulls coming in my next game.

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 11:17 pm

Nuffle is good.
Nuffle is great.

Now let me win, dammit!

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 11:24 pm

I HATE NUFFLE!! (hey my luck can't get any worse, so WTF)