Why does Nuffle suck??
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:37 pm
I am new to the site and the game of BB. Just wondering why a lot of people have nuffle sucks in there signatures? Any answers would be appreciated. 
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Why does Nuffle suck??
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:48 pm
Becuase they have no better way to waste their time...
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:58 pm
Those are the unbelievers, my son. They take it personally when the random falling of dice gives them multiple double skulls and ones in one game. Of course, they don't realize that Nuffle only curses his enimies. They will be punished when the time comes.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:05 pm
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:06 pm
Well then I guess I need to join the the fight!!! I roll nothing BUT ones and double skulls. Or maybe I just have bad luck??
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:33 pm
It's not just bad luck. And Nuffle doesn't just curse his enemies! He curses EVERYONE! Why? Because Nuffle is a sick, twisted bastard who get's his jollies off seeing people suffer. So, we of the NBA have decided that we can do this just fine without him. So, at every game, we lell at the top of our lungs:
NUFFLE SUCKS!!
Those who believe that they actually get Nuffle to bless them (laugh) are just fooling themselves.
Join the NBA, you will be better off for it.
Chris
P.S. We have the best Cool-Aide.
NUFFLE SUCKS!!
Those who believe that they actually get Nuffle to bless them (laugh) are just fooling themselves.
Join the NBA, you will be better off for it.
Chris
P.S. We have the best Cool-Aide.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:15 pm
Now that's a diety I can believe inBlanchPrez wrote:Nuffle is a sick, twisted bastard who get's his jollies off seeing people suffer.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:21 pm
Jeez, BP, the kol-aide really did the trick. I thought you were wavering there for a while, but, boy, whith that attitude and dedication to duty, you'll go far!
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:22 pm
Well, master, I learn from the best. BTW, shall I fetch your coffie for you.Darkson wrote:Jeez, BP, the kol-aide really did the trick. I thought you were wavering there for a while, but, boy, whith that attitude and dedication to duty, you'll go far!
Chris
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:58 pm
Coffee, or coffin?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:05 pm
You poor, misguided souls. Put down your kool aide and return to the church. Rumors abound of a new crusade forming, a union of right minded teams who pledge to kill as many Elves as possible.
You would do well to join the side of Nuffle.
You would do well to join the side of Nuffle.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:08 pm
WHOA Wait a minute!!Skummy wrote:You poor, misguided souls. Put down your kool aide and return to the church. Rumors abound of a new crusade forming, a union of right minded teams who pledge to kill as many Elves as possible.
You would do well to join the side of Nuffle.
Are Dark Elves on this list to crusade against?
Asperon Thorn
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:09 pm
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoaaaa there dog-boy.
The killing of Elves has nothing to do with the (misguided) worship of/(correct) abhorence of Nuffle. I'm sure the the myraid members of the NBA and the few memebers of the RCN will agree that the death of elves on the BB pitch is a laudable goal - it's just our methods that differ.
The killing of Elves has nothing to do with the (misguided) worship of/(correct) abhorence of Nuffle. I'm sure the the myraid members of the NBA and the few memebers of the RCN will agree that the death of elves on the BB pitch is a laudable goal - it's just our methods that differ.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:11 pm
Now Hold on there. Is the NBA ALSO trying to kill Dark Elves?Darkson wrote:Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoaaaa there dog-boy.
The killing of Elves has nothing to do with the (misguided) worship of/(correct) abhorence of Nuffle. I'm sure the the myraid members of the NBA and the few memebers of the RCN will agree that the death of elves on the BB pitch is a laudable goal - it's just our methods that differ.
Asperon Thorn
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:18 pm
No, Darkson is just expressing his own opinion on hatred of elves, we have a couple of DE members in the NBA (at least that was the race they chose to represent themselves on the NBA BB team).
So Bullstud, which side are you on? Are you going to be taken in by Skummy and his nonsense about Nuffle rewarding the faithfull
or are you on the side of truth that says that Nuffle screws everyone equally and doesn't deserve to be worshipped??
Check out the NBA thread in the off topic section (check the post at the end of page 14 first).
So Bullstud, which side are you on? Are you going to be taken in by Skummy and his nonsense about Nuffle rewarding the faithfull
or are you on the side of truth that says that Nuffle screws everyone equally and doesn't deserve to be worshipped??Check out the NBA thread in the off topic section (check the post at the end of page 14 first).