Flame Bowl III Smack Talk

[Leipziger]

I'm going to have a cheeky bet on Behindu making an impact on the race for the individual prize. Good player & with Team Mox not as likely to be in the top tables, he may get an easier run of opponents on the Sunday.

Rude

Sorry, Wilbs It was the same for Brutal Deluxe when Joemanji (remember him? Where did he go? Splitter! ). We were weak as a team which kept us towards the bottom and Joe won the individual. However, he still ended up playing a tough set of coaches iirc

[Pipey]

The Rt Hon. Sir Alex the Nice accused of being rude?

Shocking! But fair.

[WilburS]

I'm going to have a cheeky bet on Behindu making an impact on the race for the individual prize. Good player & with Team Mox not as likely to be in the top tables, he may get an easier run of opponents on the Sunday.

Rude

Sorry, Wilbs It was the same for Brutal Deluxe when Joemanji (remember him? Where did he go? Splitter! ). We were weak as a team which kept us towards the bottom and Joe won the individual. However, he still ended up playing a tough set of coaches iirc

Lol I think I can find you a bigger shovel Alex mate!

[Northernknight]

Jomanji sucks!

[Leipziger]

@wilbs - apparently I'm already using a JCB... *blush*

@NorthernKnight - That man is dead to me now. He disrespected the family when he got into bed with Pincocks

[thechosengobbo]

Did anyone know that BIG Pete is currently the national studant BB champion?

That alone should merit us a prediction of 8th place

Of course this year I'm not cheesing it up with Amazons. Otherwise I'd have pushed for Matts lofty 7th place prediction.

[BIG Pete]

My tactic is to get the compition drunk sat night, while sneakly drinking lemonade.

I can't wait for this tourni, going to be an awsome laugh

[Leipziger]

BREAKING NEWS: Net Sex Scandal Rocks Flame On Team B

The members of Flame On Team B woke up this morning to find their blood bowling plans for FB domination in tatters as news emerged of the PERVERTED practices of their power gaming superstar, Sizzling Gromril.

Late last night, following a tip-off from a source on Twitter, it emerged that Gromril had been using DEVIANT website Fumbbl to fulfil his SEXUAL fantasies. This former doyen of the BB community would stay up ALL NIGHT looking for HARD opponents to hone his technique. Not only this, but Gromril would also ask opponents to tweet/email him pics of their 'moobs' (aka men BREASTS). A look through the chat log reveals a request for a 'Moobius Strip' as well as a request to 'Call me, Jizzling'

Mr Gromril refused to give comment this morning, but the signs are that his DEPRAVED antics have taken their toll. Paparazzi have managed to get pictures of him sitting in a dumpster eating *gulp* raw veg. Where will the sickness end and will Gromril be in any position to play for Flame On B at the FB...?

[Pipey]

It was only a matter of time before something like this came out.

A sad day for Flame Bowl and Flame On

[shaniepoo]

I have no tactics for the tournament, that way nothing can go wrong. Just ME... my THONG... my MO... And PIPPY... What else does a man need

[Hangus]

Lube?

[thechosengobbo]

Lube is for wimps

[Purplegoo]

The People's Republic of Wigan is awash with the news about Sizzle.

Barmcakes have been spat out over breakfast papers all around me.

He might get chased out of town to St. Helens!

[mubo]

*awaits announcement of draw*

[Hangus]

Yeah come on it's been 20minutes Nips.