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Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 4:46 pm
by Pipey
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*I hear Phil78 and DonShula have fallen out in an argument over a deep fried Creme Egg.

*Will Marley prove to the be the worst captain in BB history, or will Silly Sod pip him to the dubious honour?

*Has the Egg been poached by a rival team amidst rumours he is unhappy with Joemanji's 'desperate to win' policy?

Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:54 pm
by stick_with_poo_on_the_end
We will

Out play
Out manoeuvre
Out think
and
Over Block Our opponents!

The uk team title is coming back to the North East,!,,,,


WORD!

Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:25 am
by phil78
stick wrote:We will be

Out played
Out manoeuvred
Out thought
and
Out Blocked by our opponents
Fixed that for ya

Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 3:12 pm
by Wightlord
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From our lofty perch of third place at the Flamebowl we will:
Concentrate more on Pippy and less on toy mini's.
Remove one piece of clothing from "Our new mystery player" (when we find one :roll: ) each round.
Watch as Shaniepoo wins a team game against Joemanji.

Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:33 pm
by Leipziger
stick_with_poo_on_the_end wrote:We will
The uk team title is coming back to the North East,!,,,,
Meh, UK team titles are so over-rated... ;)

Besides the 'Cream' always rises to the top! Our team of unlikely (& highly un-skilled) players will triumph in the ultimate underdog story :D

Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:23 pm
by shaniepoo
And the Bashers are the cream of the c... :puke:

We have traded in Big Pete for a younger, sleeker, better looking model in the form of Dobby!

Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:24 pm
by shaniepoo
And the Bashers are the cream of the c... :puke:

We have traded in Big Pete for a younger, sleeker, better looking model in the form of Dobby!

Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:56 pm
by Podfrey
[sledging]

We've got a rubbish captain who's organised NUTHIN' so far and I reckon we'll come last!

[/sledging]

;-)

Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:56 pm
by Pipey
Sledging your own team and captain? Reverse psychology? ;-)

Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:36 pm
by Wightlord
Pippy wrote:Sledging your own team and captain? Reverse psychology? ;-)
Normal Porritt philosophy? :lol:

Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:57 am
by Podfrey
No one else was.... and I didn't want the Sod-o-mizer to feel left out ;-)

Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:00 pm
by Wightlord
Podfrey wrote:No one else was.... and I didn't want the Sod-o-mizer to feel left out ;-)
He wont - your never alone with a dead hooker... :wink:

Re: Bum Monkey

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:48 pm
by SillySod
Geoff is just having an adverse reaction to an authoritarian regime. I havent raised the banners or given any speeches just yet but I've made it clear that all members of the swim team will be expected to step in line when it comes to the important decisions ;)

We have a new team motto...
Purplegoo wrote:I'll do whatever my captain wants. That's how captains work.

Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:09 pm
by Podfrey
Following on from Stick's observation

Question: Is it J&J who are DTW? Or is it that have they been recruited by even more DTW'ers?? :?:

Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:50 pm
by Wightlord
And whats all this rubbish about registering racial choice? Surely a team with Schmee and Ironjaw in the ranks will just pick White! !) :wink: