Sometimes they're very blandly named...like in Call Of Duty 4 (Kill a 100 guys: Kill 100 guys)
These achievements are boring.
But, the really cool ones are like the ones in Team Fortress 2, or Gears of War where each achievement is a hilarious pun, or outside reference or something. For example:
Gears Of War
Domcurious: Play the Easy Campaign
I Can't Quit You Dom: Play the Hardcore campaign as Dom
My Love For You Is Like a Truck: defeat the Berserker on Hardcore
Team Fortress 2:
Communist Mani-FISTO: Kill someone with your bare hands as a heavy.
Melbourne Supremacy: Dominate a Sniper
They make more sense if you know anything about either game. (Which I would highly recommend checking out the latter.) Anyway, FUMBBL has some "Trophies" or "Awards" you can win, "Blocker: Get 100 Blocks" yawn...that's pretty boring. So Monty, True Pubstar (aka Pubstar on Fumbbl) and myself (ginocoolowski on fumbbl) decided to make our own achievements, they are mostly for fun, but you can try to get them yourself, and maybe mark them on your players bios. OR Suggest your own achievements. Each one is listed as such:
Name of Achievement: Requirements to Earn That Achievement
BLOOD BOWL ACHIEVEMENTS
Christmas Is Cancled!: Intercept a game winning touchdown pass.
R.I.M.V.P.: Get a skill up and MVP with a dead player.
Doctor Assisted Homocide: Cause a CS with a player who was saved by an apothecary this game.
I Like Gravy on my mashed potatoes! <Woof, Woof>: Cause a cas with a rookie player against the opponent's player with the most SPPS.
Vengence From the Grave: After an opposing player kills a player on your team (who is saved by apoth) use your player to BH or worse the player who caused the CaS.
Rails and Pockets: Push a player out on every field edge, and corner.
Too, Hot To Hold: Make 3 sucessful dodge rolls, in one turn with a single player.
We're Thinking Of Having Him Commited: Aquire 6 niggling injuries on a single player.
Fan Favorite: Crowd a player with a TD this game.
TROLLED: Foul a player while your ahead by at least 2 TDs.
Bitch, Please!: Cause a SI in a block made against you.
Slamdance: Push an opposing player back 4 times in one turn.
Because, you were running SO fast: Fall going for it, and become a BH or Worse.
Grinder: On you're turn after the kick-off, on the last turn of the game get SPPs for a player on your team, with a comp or Cas.
Nobody Likes You!: Get 4 mutations with a single player, and never be pretty again.
Doomed Diver: have a player on your team, with at least 16 spps get KOed by a foul and the opposing player be sent off.
GFIFTW!: Score Going For It, using a team-roll to re-roll one of the GFIs that you performed.
With Contemptious Ease: Drop an accurate pass, with an AG4 or greater player.
Learned Your Lesson: Cause a turn over by failing a skill roll, then aquire the appropriate skill before the next game. (ie, failed to pick up the ball, get sure hands)
Peacekeeper: cause a cas on a player who has fouled this game.
Goblinade: kill an opposing player with a thrown teammate.
Play him off, Keyboard Cat: Have a player throw at least 3 skull dice in one action, and die.
Heating Up...: Have a player score twice without being knocked down or the opposing team scoring.
He's on Fire: Have a player score 3 times without the being knocked down or the opposing team scoring.
Loafer: Have a player miss 3 consecutive games.
Pain Don't Hurt: Have a player with a niggling injury play in 10 consecutive games.
Izz in ur base, catchin' all you'z footballz: Recieve a kick-off, with a player from the kicking team.
Too Fast: Score a Touchdown without throwing a block for the entire drive.
Too Furious: Throw at least 10 blocks before picking up the ball when being kicked to.
Can Opener: SI a player with AV9 or more with claw, and/or razor sharp claw.
Maybe It's Time To Retire: Have a player with a negative modifier in every stat category, without having a niggling injury.
Mismanagement: Use a Team Re-Roll on a roll that would not cause a turnover, having the new result cause a turnover.
Irony: Throw a pass with a thrower, catch a pass with a catcher, and blitz with a blitzer.
DICED: Throw a block where your opponent chooses the result, and have him choose POW
Nice Throw, Jackass: Intercept the ball, then cause a cas on the player who threw it with the player who intercepted it on the following turn.
Contraception: Cause a player with Pass Block to fall dodgeing out of the tackle zone of one of your players with Shadowing, Tackle, Diving Tackle, or Prehensile Tail.
Mighty Blow Job: Have a player with mighty blow break armor on 10 players in one game
Leaprisy: Use a single players leap skill to do the following, Jump over an opposing player on the line of scrimage, leap over an opposing player who's in the tackle zone of a teamate with the ball and blitz that player.
Hotstepper: Use Side Step to get a TZ on the ball carrier.
Micromanaged: Have more assistant coaches than players.
Ballhog: Be the only player on your team to hold the ball, and get the game's mvp.
For a Lucky Fan: Throw a ball into the crowd with a player with Pass.
For an Unlucky Fan: Throw a goblin into the crowd.
God, Why!?: Throw a teammate who doesn't have the ball to an empty square, and kill him.
You got cut in half by a rapidly spinning blade when you should have Zagged: Take a casualty from an oppsing player with a chainsaw.
Make Mine a "dud": Get "Bloodwiser Sponsorship" as a handicap, lose the game, and remember how much better you would have faired with a real handicap.
Blodge This!: Cause a cas on a player with block and dodge with a player without either.
One-Man Job: Have a ballcarrier score a touchdown and cause a casualty in the same action.
Ed Belfour Syndrome: Dodge out of an opposing ballcarrier's tackle zone, who scores on the following turn.
You Know What They Say About Guys With BIG HAND....: mutate a player to have Big Hand, and Prehensile Tail. (Make numerous innuendos about it not being his tail)
I Pity The Ghoul: Kill an opposing ghoul, who's not saved by regenerate, or an apothecary.
The Quick and The Dead: Get a Zombie or Skeleton to Max out his MA stat.
Not For The Fiegn of Heart: Throw a pass, hand off the ball, and score with players without catch or pass.
Party Like a Rock Star: Have a player of your team get hit by a rock 5 times.
Throwing The Game: Throw a ball and have it be intercepted by an opposing player in your endzone, causing a touchdown.
Witches Get Stitches: Cause casualties to 10 Witch Elves.
Rally Caps: During a game where you are losing or tied, recieve the "Cheering Fans" extra re-roll. Then, Use the re-roll on a turn where you score.
Pass, Block, Pass Block: Develope a Thrower who's skills (in this order) are only Pass, Block, Pass Block.
Que the Laugh Track/Fog Horn/Benny Hill Theme/Play Him Off Keyboard Cat: Mis-throw a pass to a reciever who could have scored (without GFI) have the ball scatter out of bounds, then then bounce at least 4 times before comming to rest in an empty square.
What Are You Going To Do When Hulkamania Runs Wild On You?: Seriously, what are you going to do?
Choke That Chicken-Head: Cause a Casualty on Griff Obernwald, then tell your opponent how he should have bought a blitzer instead of that fool.
Silent Cal: Go an entire match on fumbbl only using the acronyms GL HF and GG
Sore Loser: Tell your opponent good game or GG before he leaves the server, then bad mouth him.
Blocktober Feast!: Use a team re-roll to throw at least 4 dice against an opposing player, all of which are 'Both Down.' Both the player throwing the block, and the target must have block.
Who's More The Foul? The Foul, or The Foul That Follows?: Foul a player, but do not cause a casualty or KO, and have the fouling player sent off by the ref. Then Next Turn Do the Same thing to the Same opposing player. (Having an additional player from your team fail to Ko or worse the same opposing player, and the fouler being ejected)
Tom Foulery: Have your last player ejected from the game for Fouling.
It Was a Steak Out: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Vampire team, so they retire.
The Time of Men is Over: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Human team, so they retire.
There will Be A "Short" Service In Thier Honor: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Halfling team, so they retire.
They Only Wished They Could Have Done More Damage To Themselves: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Goblin team, so they retire.
They'll Hold It Against You: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Dwarf team, so they retire.
Undead, Now Just Plain Dead: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Undead team, so they retire.
Lady Killers: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Amazon team, so they retire.
Now Play A Real Team: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Chaos Dwarf team, so they retire.
Turned Thier Frowns Upside-Down: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Dark Elf team, so they retire.
Quitz-Rah: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Khemri team, so they retire.
It's Not East Being Green: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Orc team, so they retire.
Lawgiver: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Chaos team, so they retire.
Manhandled!: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Norse team, so they retire.
Mosters Mashed: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Necromantic team, so they retire.
Extinctioner: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Lizardmen team, so they retire.
Maybe The Home Won't Be So Bad Grandad: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Elf team, so they retire.
Gone Up To The Spirit in The Sky: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Wood Elf team, so they retire.
"Passed" Away: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a High Elf team, so they retire.
All Washed Up: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Nurgle team, so they retire.
A Better Rat Trap: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Skaven team, so they retire.
The Bigger They Are The Harder They Fall: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Ogre team, so they retire.
Croaked: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Slaan team, so they retire.
They Did It Mostley To Themselves: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Underworld, so they retire.
Chaos Pacted Up And Went Home: Cause enough casualties (at least 1) to a Chaos Pact, so they retire.
There you have it! Sorry if there were a few offensive words, or ideas in there. It's supposed to be funny, so laugh.
Also sorry if everyone doesn't know about the annoying/cute/no annoying american pop songs I may have referenced.
All references to Road House is intentional.
Feel free to submit you own, or make name change suggestions. I hope you liked them
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