Star Player: Honourable Horace

[Ironjaw]

Honourable Horace: 5 3 2 7 Loner, Duel 100k

Duel (Extrodinary): This player is prone to taking offence from opposition players just from dirty looks and the general sledging that occurs on the pitch. The player has the ability to take off their blood bowl glove and slap a player in their tacklezone round their butt-ugly face, initiating the duel. The duelling player is instantly removed as sent off, but may take the other duelling player with them by rolling more than them on a D6. Each player rolls a dice, and if the proposor of the duel beats the proposee, then both players are removed from play as if sent off. If the proposee rolls equal to or more than the proposer, only the proposer is removed.

[stick_with_poo_on_the_end]

Good God!

[Purplegoo]

Where did you work again?

[stick_with_poo_on_the_end]

Not sure, think it was near Nottingham?

[Ironjaw]

Good God!

New Skill: Mist of Sweat (Extraordinary) - This player sweats and sweats and sweats, and the continuous outpouring causes a mist to form around him. All players wishing to block a player with this skill must first roll a 2+. Also, all players (friend or foe) making an agility roll within 1 square of a player with this skill has -1 to the dice roll as he chokes from the ultra humid air that the mist of sweat produces.

[rodders]

whats next?

New Skill: Unbreakable concertration (extrordinary) - This Player is so focused on the task in hand nothing can break his concentration even a party popper going off by his ear, on a successful roll of a 2+ this player gains the guard, stand firm and nerves of steel skills. However should this player fail any action or the opposition score in his teams drive he becomes "very dissapointed" and leaves the field of play immeadiatly (treat as sent off)

[Grumbledook]

Unbreakable Concentration would be a better name imo

[rodders]

typo

[Grumbledook]

new special play card

Typo:
The opponents team sheet was incorrectly written up before being submitted to the officials, a random player on the opposing side has to sit out the match. They still count towards the opposing teams value for the game.

[rodders]

Thats just too sensible

[Grumbledook]

sorry I seem to be doing that a lot on here, how about this one then

Typo:
A typo was found by some fans in the official match day program. The fans protest proclaiming it an utter outrage that the team isn't valuing them enough putting out such shoddy work. As a result no fans show up to support the team, treat the team has having zero fan factor for the match and no income is generated from match receipts meaning the team gets no winnings.

[Ironjaw]

new special play card

Typo:
The opponents team sheet was incorrectly written up before being submitted to the officials, a random player on the opposing side has to sit out the match. They still count towards the opposing teams value for the game.

I don't often find other people funny, but that Jon is good. I haven't even read the rules, it was the "Typo" title that set me off, and the description could only ruin it.

[Asperon Thorn]

New Special Play card.

Rules Lawyer:
This card can be played after the use of a Team RR by the opposing team. In which case the rules lawyer storms the field and argues with the referee about the current play and whether or not it could have, would have, should have, or even actually happened.

The referee is so busy with the Rules lawyer that for the remainder of the half no players can be sent off the field for fouling.