ETP - Extra Thick Paintjob - This makes this player invinciable. All his extra paint absorbs any blows directed towards him.
We came up with this rule when my Stormvermin had 2 or 3 dice blocks against him, and threw 2d oppo chooses, every turn for 1 half, against Count von whatisname and Mummies, and was finally knocked over in the 8th turn of the 1st half, and even then he was unharmed.
Watch out for #10 at the BB.

Currently an ex-Blood Bowl coach, most likely to be found dying to Armoured Skeletons in the frozen ruins of Felstad, or bleeding into the arena sands of Rome or burning rubber for Mars' entertainment.