Well, you do have a chance of winning, it's just not very big!illustranger wrote: however I think in a game all options should have some chance of winning, and thus be competitive.
As to why they are funny: you know that to win with stunties you often need to play high-risk and hope it works. This will lead to hilarious situations such as a halfling carrying the ball gets thrown for a td lands head-first and kills himself or on another occasion a half die block on an elf blitzer by some puny halfling ends up with the blitzer getting killed.
