

Moderator: TFF Mods
Player: My character continues to fight
GM: But he cut off your arm
Player: Oh that, its just a flesh wound!
cue swordfight:
Villian: I think you are about to die!
Player: Ah but I have a surprise for you!
Villian: And what would that be!
Player: I'm not left handed!
Player: My name is [insert name here], you killed my father prepare to die!
cue live action impromptu fantasy game
GM: The alien ship decends from the sky and blows up the Nuclear Vessel that you were on ... you are dead
Player [who has been doing russian accent from the start of game including calling the sub he was invesigating a Wessel]: Pardon me what did you say was destroyed.
GM: The Nuclear Vessel was destroyed.
Player: Ah good because I was on the Nuclear Wessel!
GM: [realizes he's been verbally outsmarted (which is how you win at this game)] You're right you were on the Wessel, so you are safe.
[insert name here], I am your father.
Like I said required viewing.Oh please, just a little peril.