Lowland Border Brawl Slander Thread!

[Old Man Draco]

I think we are going to win this year.

Without TuernRedVenom Belgium will be spineless!

[pelle]

Whatever helps you sleep at night
You will be slaughtered, just like last year

[Jelmer]

lol... dream on pelle... we will not let you guys win another time! we just wanted to keep your spirits up a bit

[Magictobe]

What was the last tournament that was one by a Hollander?

We won in Massacre Day, Madhobbit Massacre, Sunville Bowl, Chainsaw Massacre. Last four tournaments.

4 times by another belgian coach.

And you guys really think you can win borderbrawl???

Think again

[Flyin' Fling]

I'm so confused...

being an underdog was fun

[TuernRedvenom]

Without TuernRedVenom Belgium will be spineless!

I haven't played in the LBB in years old man! I only played in the first edition and I remember nothing from that one because I was too drunk.

Anyway, Belgium will win!

[El Condor]

Nope, the Condor is coming so stop dreaming.

[pelle]

Yeah Dutchies, you heard the condor. Stop dreaming, he will make sure you guys lose!

[Magictobe]

How are things going on it the recruitment office of the dutchies?

Have they found some players wanting to duel the Belgians after there last defeat last year?

[Kheldar]

If the dutch dont get enough players. I think Glorian still has some good german freebooters under contract

[Magictobe]

Try to win by german freebooters.

Who would do that? That would be totaly unfair!!!

(please ignore the fact that Belgium ended second at last eurobowl by freebooting two top germans!!)

[brassman]

And after another resounding Belgian victory, the Border Brawl tally is now tied to 2-2. Come see next year for the tie breaker

Thanks to all the opponents, was great fun, bit hot but good games.

Results:
1. BELGIUM
2. Holland

Individual results:
1. Sean 'Masterfit' (BEL)
2. Bart 'Magictube' (BEL)
3. forgot (Xod?) (BEL)
4. Sam 'Brasssam' (BEL)

Quick summary of my games (I played Dark Elves):

Game 1: vs Dark Elves
Fun game, in which I got the upper hand in the first half and scored. Could have gone either way in the second half, but I was a bit more lucky and made it 2-0.

Game 2: vs Yord with Lizards
Yord gets slapped around by angry Dark Elves and can never really lock me down or put enough hurt on my team to make a difference. Dark Elves prance around like wood elves and win 3-0.

Game 3: vs Humans
Elves with normal dice rolling vs humans with abysmal dice rolling = not a game. 2-0 win, sorry mate you were not very lucky this game.

cya next year!!

Sam

[Magictobe]

Well, that will shut up the Dutchies for another year.

I hope they still want to come for this derby next year.

[Jelmer]

well, sorry for you mate, nothing shuts up the Dutchies!

[Duke Jan]

Unfortunately my Verdeel und Conquérez tactic failed miserably. Minotaur Yves failed to accomplish anything, the 4 coalition leaders were getting more dodgy with every round but they didn't manage to break Belgium.

Had 3 good games. The first one was pure chaos with people pushed onto the ball and seeing in which TZs it would end up this turn. The second 1 I managed to get to 2-0. Unfortunately Dries managed to beat the crap out of my team so I wasn't able to hold out for even a draw, lost 2-3. The last game should have been easy, but it wasn't, I found out just how sick hail mary bombers are. He killed any attempt to carry the ball to the other side of the pitch and I just couldn't get him down or sent off. In the end managed to win 1-0 against goblins with 4 blodging chaos warriors because I made 5 successive 5+ dodges, a GFI and killed the goblin ball carier.