Feeling lonesome...

Skummy · Post by **Skummy** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 3:25 pm

But I thought those were the reasons everyone joined the profession!

Well, that and all the cute women you rescue along the way.

And the neat hat/whip combo that goes well at parties.

Come to think of it, where do I sign up?

Amber Gambler · Post by **Amber Gambler** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 3:35 pm

Get over to England and just turn up mate! They take ANYBODY. You only get the whip after the 6 month probationary period, but you get get the hat on signing up. Just one more year and I get a short annoying sidekick and in two years I get Sean Connery for my Dad. Welcome to the gravy train mate! Let me put a good word in for ya and you'll be beating the daylights out of Thuggi cultist before you can say "Jack Robinson". The pay sucks though. Thats why we flog the priceless religous artefacts on E-Bay - a mans gotta drink!

Al the Rat · Post by **Al the Rat** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 4:32 pm

Damn straight and booze is expensive in London. I also need to fund my trowel collecting habit. The whip and six-shooter was a bit passe so I specialise in the use of finely balanced throwing trowels. That and my little yellow trowel over on the left there. <-------

Amber Gambler · Post by **Amber Gambler** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 5:26 pm

Yes those big yellow trowels are just perfect for tidying up a section or just for skimming the last mm of dirt left on a Skelly. Delicate touch needed though. Dont use em for getting mud off your steelys though, can be nasty if your still in em!