snot 'olemaker, Secret weapon star player

[bigallium]

this is not meant to be in bad taste, just some fun .

snot 'olemaka (snotling) Cost: 60k Penalty roll: +8. Goblin, Orc, Chaos.

5 1 3 5 Bomb harness (SW), dodge, stunty.

Once per drive, instead the team blitz, snot may move and detenate his load at the end of his move, or detenate where he stands instead of a block action.

Roll D6.
On a 1, the detenator is dud, nothing happens, action wasted.
On a 2-6, any player in an adjacent square is hit with a ST equal to the roll on the D6. The most damaging effect of the block dice must be applied to ALL players.

Also, roll for injury for snot as many times as the original D6 showed, discounting 1's, and apply all results (multiple stuns/k'os count as single)
e.g a 4 is rolled, therefore everybody hit by a ST4 block/blast., and roll injury for snot 4 times.

If any member of snots own team are knoked over by the blast, it is a turnover, but the action of snot injurying himself by this action is not.
If snot falls over for any reason, roll the D6 and action the result as above.

Each time snot re-enters the field he is equiped with a new harness.

[Tritex]

Sounds more like a 'Lemming' than a snotling? Sadistic thoughg - I like that!