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You gotta laugh..REBBL Challenge extract.

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Opening Kick Off...(#12 Gor Th' Hor is the Ogre)..

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75: (6,5) : THROW A ROCK. Roll 2d6, add fanfactor. Make injury roll for one randomly selected player of lowest.
76: Scatter: 1
77: Roll: 5
78: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "Kickoff WILL land in B3"
79: Ball at B3
80: "Throw a Rock Roll for Karak Hirn Earthquakes"
81: Roll: (3,6) = 9
82: "Roll: 9 + 10 Fan Factor = 19"
83: "Throw a Rock Roll for Da Gonadz"
84: Roll: (6,2) = 8
85: "Roll: 8 + 13 Fan Factor = 21"
86: "Da Gonadz win the roll!"
87: Randomly chosen player: Karak Hirn Earthquakes #12 (Gor Th' Hor)
88: Injury Roll (6,4)=10 Sigurd's Roll (2) Badly Hurt
89: Karak Hirn Earthquakes #12 (Gor Th' Hor) Badly Hurt
90: Scatter: 4
91: Ball at A3
92: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "SUM BITCH!!!!!!!!"
93: TURN: KARAK HIRN EARTHQUAKES 1
94: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "Well that could have gone better." 

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213: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "now, take that ogre out!"
214: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "NUFFLE SUCKS!!!!!!!!"
215: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "#1 (ST 4) b #16 (ST 5) a 4 (1 block die)"
216: Block roll: Skull
217: Karak Hirn Earthquakes #1 (Torgo Goldhelm) uses Pro skill
218: Roll: 1
219: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
220: Armour Roll (AV 8) (3,6)=9 Injury Roll (3,6)+1=10 Sigurd's Roll (3) Badly Hurt
221: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "Oh this is just crap!"
222: Karak Hirn Earthquakes #1 (Torgo Goldhelm) Badly Hurt
223: Casualty for Da Gonadz #16 (Gord 'n' Benet)
224: Casualties scored change for Da Gonadz: 1
225: TURN: DA GONADZ 2
Next? :D

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LOL :lol:


PS. how did you get the log copied and posted here?

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Asmodan wrote:
PS. how did you get the log copied and posted here?
There's a notepad file of the log that appears wherever and whenever you save the game file.

Edit: As of last September. (Just ran a search)
viewtopic.php?t=1893&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

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Post by Dark Lord (retired) »

Not to mention my Troll Slayer niggled out.

Must be karma for the can of whoop ass I opened up on Tim's goblins.

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From the Gobbo Leeg:

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33: Yellow Gobbos BC plays card "#8 Greased Shoes"
34: Live to Foul - Foul to Live #2 (Bzzzzzzzttttt!) stats changed
35: Yellow Gobbos BC: "moohahah!"
36: Yellow Gobbos BC: "that chainsaw ain't getting started!"
37: Note: "change FTL #2 ag to 3 at half time"
38: Live to Foul - Foul to Live plays card "#7 Double Cross"
39: Live to Foul - Foul to Live: "Bwah hah ha ha ha ha ha.  I'm going to cancel out "Greased Shoes"  :)"
40: Live to Foul - Foul to Live #2 (Bzzzzzzzttttt!) stats changed
The gobbo's are such fun!

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Gee DL, u said nuffle sucks and everything, still u got a skull almost as if he heard u. :lol:

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He always hears us.
See, he does suck!

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Post by Asmodan »

Ok found it.

I also got a fun one to show.
This was in the semi-final of dungeon bowl in the REBBL challenge league against Generation Next and they had hired Count Luthor for the game.

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86: TURN: NORSCA VIKINGS 1
87: Norsca Vikings #8 (Throg Rockcrusher) uses Bonehead skill
88: Roll: 4
89: Norsca Vikings #8 (Throg Rockcrusher) is prone
90: Norsca Vikings: "#14 (ST 3) b #11 (ST 5) a 4,16 (1 block die)"
91: Block roll: POW/Skull
92: Norsca Vikings: "#16 (ST 3) b #11 (ST 5) a 4,14 (1 block die)"
93: Block roll: POW/Skull
94: Norsca Vikings: "#4 (ST 3) b #11 (ST 5) a 14,16 (1 block die)"
95: Block roll: POW
96: Generation Next #11 (Count von Drakenborg) moves to L8
97: Armour Roll (AV 9) (4,6)=10 Injury Roll (6,4)=10 Sigurd's Roll (4)  SI Roll (1,4) Broken Ribs; Miss Next Game
98: Generation Next #11 (Count von Drakenborg) Seriously Injured (Miss Next Game)

And then after i scored the first touchdown

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252: Preparing for Kickoff
253: Generation Next #11 (Count von Drakenborg) uses Regenerate skill
254: Roll: 2
255: Regeneration failed for Generation Next #11 (Count von Drakenborg)
256: KO roll for Generation Next #4 (Wania)
257: Roll: 2
258: KO roll for Norsca Vikings #9 (Tore Dog)
259: Roll: 3
260: Off for a Bite roll for Generation Next #8 (Pietya)
261: Roll: 2
262: Off for a Bite roll for Generation Next #9 (Sergey)
263: Roll: 3
264: Generation Next #9 (Sergey) Temporarily Out
Unfortunatly i could not get his mummies out and in the end he decimated my team anyway, but the start of the game was fun anyway.

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