Discuss Fantasy football-style board games - GW's Blood Bowl, Impact!'s Elfball, Privateer Press' Grind, Heresy's Deathball, etc. THIS IS NOT AN NFL FANTASY FOOTBALL SITE!
75: (6,5) : THROW A ROCK. Roll 2d6, add fanfactor. Make injury roll for one randomly selected player of lowest.
76: Scatter: 1
77: Roll: 5
78: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "Kickoff WILL land in B3"
79: Ball at B3
80: "Throw a Rock Roll for Karak Hirn Earthquakes"
81: Roll: (3,6) = 9
82: "Roll: 9 + 10 Fan Factor = 19"
83: "Throw a Rock Roll for Da Gonadz"
84: Roll: (6,2) = 8
85: "Roll: 8 + 13 Fan Factor = 21"
86: "Da Gonadz win the roll!"
87: Randomly chosen player: Karak Hirn Earthquakes #12 (Gor Th' Hor)
88: Injury Roll (6,4)=10 Sigurd's Roll (2) Badly Hurt
89: Karak Hirn Earthquakes #12 (Gor Th' Hor) Badly Hurt
90: Scatter: 4
91: Ball at A3
92: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "SUM BITCH!!!!!!!!"
93: TURN: KARAK HIRN EARTHQUAKES 1
94: Karak Hirn Earthquakes: "Well that could have gone better."
33: Yellow Gobbos BC plays card "#8 Greased Shoes"
34: Live to Foul - Foul to Live #2 (Bzzzzzzzttttt!) stats changed
35: Yellow Gobbos BC: "moohahah!"
36: Yellow Gobbos BC: "that chainsaw ain't getting started!"
37: Note: "change FTL #2 ag to 3 at half time"
38: Live to Foul - Foul to Live plays card "#7 Double Cross"
39: Live to Foul - Foul to Live: "Bwah hah ha ha ha ha ha. I'm going to cancel out "Greased Shoes" :)"
40: Live to Foul - Foul to Live #2 (Bzzzzzzzttttt!) stats changed
The gobbo's are such fun!
Reason:''
Currently an ex-Blood Bowl coach, most likely to be found dying to Armoured Skeletons in the frozen ruins of Felstad, or bleeding into the arena sands of Rome or burning rubber for Mars' entertainment.
I also got a fun one to show.
This was in the semi-final of dungeon bowl in the REBBL challenge league against Generation Next and they had hired Count Luthor for the game.
252: Preparing for Kickoff
253: Generation Next #11 (Count von Drakenborg) uses Regenerate skill
254: Roll: 2
255: Regeneration failed for Generation Next #11 (Count von Drakenborg)
256: KO roll for Generation Next #4 (Wania)
257: Roll: 2
258: KO roll for Norsca Vikings #9 (Tore Dog)
259: Roll: 3
260: Off for a Bite roll for Generation Next #8 (Pietya)
261: Roll: 2
262: Off for a Bite roll for Generation Next #9 (Sergey)
263: Roll: 3
264: Generation Next #9 (Sergey) Temporarily Out
Unfortunatly i could not get his mummies out and in the end he decimated my team anyway, but the start of the game was fun anyway.
Reason:''
NUFFLE SUCKS!
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