Why does Nuffle suck??

Bullstud · Post by **Bullstud** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:37 pm

I am new to the site and the game of BB. Just wondering why a lot of people have nuffle sucks in there signatures? Any answers would be appreciated.

Sushé Wakka · Post by **Sushé Wakka** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:48 pm

Becuase they have no better way to waste their time...

Skummy · Post by **Skummy** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:58 pm

Those are the unbelievers, my son. They take it personally when the random falling of dice gives them multiple double skulls and ones in one game. Of course, they don't realize that Nuffle only curses his enimies. They will be punished when the time comes.

Melifaxis · Post by **Melifaxis** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:05 pm

Bullstud · Post by **Bullstud** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:06 pm

Well then I guess I need to join the the fight!!! I roll nothing BUT ones and double skulls. Or maybe I just have bad luck??

BlanchPrez · Post by **BlanchPrez** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:33 pm

It's not just bad luck. And Nuffle doesn't just curse his enemies! He curses EVERYONE! Why? Because Nuffle is a sick, twisted bastard who get's his jollies off seeing people suffer. So, we of the NBA have decided that we can do this just fine without him. So, at every game, we lell at the top of our lungs:

NUFFLE SUCKS!!

Those who believe that they actually get Nuffle to bless them (laugh) are just fooling themselves.

Join the NBA, you will be better off for it.

Chris

P.S. We have the best Cool-Aide.

Post by **DoubleSkulls** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:15 pm

BlanchPrez wrote:Nuffle is a sick, twisted bastard who get's his jollies off seeing people suffer.

Now that's a diety I can believe in

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:21 pm

Jeez, BP, the kol-aide really did the trick. I thought you were wavering there for a while, but, boy, whith that attitude and dedication to duty, you'll go far!

BlanchPrez · Post by **BlanchPrez** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:22 pm

Darkson wrote:Jeez, BP, the kol-aide really did the trick. I thought you were wavering there for a while, but, boy, whith that attitude and dedication to duty, you'll go far!

Well, master, I learn from the best. BTW, shall I fetch your coffie for you.

Chris

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:58 pm

Coffee, or coffin?

Skummy · Post by **Skummy** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:05 pm

You poor, misguided souls. Put down your kool aide and return to the church. Rumors abound of a new crusade forming, a union of right minded teams who pledge to kill as many Elves as possible.

You would do well to join the side of Nuffle.

Asperon Thorn · Post by **Asperon Thorn** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:08 pm

Skummy wrote:You poor, misguided souls. Put down your kool aide and return to the church. Rumors abound of a new crusade forming, a union of right minded teams who pledge to kill as many Elves as possible.

You would do well to join the side of Nuffle.

WHOA Wait a minute!!

Are Dark Elves on this list to crusade against?

Asperon Thorn

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:09 pm

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoaaaa there dog-boy.

The killing of Elves has nothing to do with the (misguided) worship of/(correct) abhorence of Nuffle. I'm sure the the myraid members of the NBA and the few memebers of the RCN will agree that the death of elves on the BB pitch is a laudable goal - it's just our methods that differ.

Asperon Thorn · Post by **Asperon Thorn** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:11 pm

Darkson wrote:Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoaaaa there dog-boy.

The killing of Elves has nothing to do with the (misguided) worship of/(correct) abhorence of Nuffle. I'm sure the the myraid members of the NBA and the few memebers of the RCN will agree that the death of elves on the BB pitch is a laudable goal - it's just our methods that differ.

Now Hold on there. Is the NBA ALSO trying to kill Dark Elves?

Asperon Thorn

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:18 pm

No, Darkson is just expressing his own opinion on hatred of elves, we have a couple of DE members in the NBA (at least that was the race they chose to represent themselves on the NBA BB team).

So Bullstud, which side are you on? Are you going to be taken in by Skummy and his nonsense about Nuffle rewarding the faithfull

or are you on the side of truth that says that Nuffle screws everyone equally and doesn't deserve to be worshipped??

Check out the NBA thread in the off topic section (check the post at the end of page 14 first).