Why does Nuffle suck??

Skummy · Post by **Skummy** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:23 pm

Asperon Thorn wrote:Now Hold on there. Is the NBA ALSO trying to kill Dark Elves?

The Church of Nuffle has a long history of Elficide. Starting in the days of the first High Commissioner, (may he rest in peace) entire teams of Elves were slaugtered to promote Nuffle's divine glory. Of course the Ancients did not have a word for "Elf," so the actual text of the High Rulebook could more aptly translated as, "Thou shalt not suffer an (Enemy) to live."

Of course, this is now the reformed Church. Teams of Dark Elves can petition to become members of the Church of Nuffle if they are particularly violent and turn in a key ring full of the traditional Church holy symbol. (Severed Elf ear.)

Let it never be said that the church cannot be progressive. It is for this reason that when a person is excommunicated from the Church, the words "Heretic" and "Elf" become synonymous to all those of the faith.

Bullstud · Post by **Bullstud** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:37 pm

Ok here is my take on the subject. Refer to below. Sorry Skummy but what Torg says makes sense in my mind. Cursed with ones after ones and double skulls after double skulls. I hope the NBA will accept me as a member.

Randy

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:38 pm

I have no problems with Dark elves, though they can die if they want to, but woodies and th etoffe nosed HE gits must die.

And they can take the CD's with them

Asperon Thorn · Post by **Asperon Thorn** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:39 pm

Bullstud wrote:Addicted to BB Have 6 teams now and not enough opponents!!!!! Can I get help for this problem??

Go to Fumbbl.com

Asperon Thorn

Skummy · Post by **Skummy** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:40 pm

Bullstud wrote:Ok here is my take on the subject. Refer to below. Sorry Skummy but what Torg says makes sense in my mind. Cursed with ones after ones and double skulls after double skulls. I hope the NBA will accept me as a member.

No need to apologize, Randy. We at the Reformed Church hold out hope for the most hardened of heretics, and have actually not excommunicated anyone in the NBA... yet. We hope that you will one day see the light.

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:53 pm

You haven't excommunicated anyone because you can't. You're not the orthodox religion of Nuffle, your some weird Reformed sect that would be considered as heretics in the minds of the orthatdox inquisitioners (sleep with one eye open, the inquisition will soon pay you a visit)

And BTW Skuimmy, since you are in essence a heretic, I have relented and will do a mini with you (and Snots, as a RR marker), for the NBA BB team.

Skummy · Post by **Skummy** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 1:03 am

Torg wrote:And BTW Skuimmy, since you are in exxence a heretic, I have relented and will do a mini with you (and Snots, as a RR marker), for the NBA BB team.

Torg, it is my unfortunate duty to inform you that you are closest to excommunication. Your delusional ramblings and continued railings against the venerable Nuffle are a bit too much even for the Reformed Church.

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 2:31 am

Your Reformed Church can't excommunicate me as I was never a member of your church. I guess you don't realise that you have to be a member of something to be able to be excommunicated from it.

BunnyPuncher · Post by **BunnyPuncher** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 5:35 am

Killing elves is always a good thing. But I have to disagree with this mis-directed cult.

Nuffle does suck. He is the god of ones and twos and sits upon his pile of skulls from failed gfi's in his castle made of the skins of all those who have died throwing double skull blocks.

Nuffle is like Crom, he stands on his mountain and laughs at you and does not respond to the prayers of men (or boys).

So to paraphrase Pedro Sorano from Major League - "I say F**K you Nuffle! I block it myself!"

Fronko · Post by **Fronko** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:19 am

Truely, wisdom and reason prevail! The community of NUFFLE BLASPHEMERS is on the rise and our numbers grow with every single game played. Our just cause will finally lead to the destruction of the soulless evil known as the ugly nuffle.

RUN YOU FOOLS! Every believer will in the end see the true face of that fat wobbling imitation of a god and finally turn to the path of righteous good!

Remember our words, remember the GRAND HERETICS words and your misguided souls will eventually find peace!

NUFFLE SUCKS BAD!

Valen · Post by **Valen** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:01 am

So let me get this straight, the Church of Nuffle and the NBA both hate High Elves?

THEN YOU ALL SUCK, I need too set up my on little cult for higher beings,,,,,,,, oh,,,,,,,,,, that will just be us High lves then

.

Post by **DoubleSkulls** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:44 am

Skummy wrote:the actual text of the High Rulebook could more aptly translated as, "Thou shalt not suffer an (Enemy) to live."

You heretic everyone in the Holy Church of the Most Glorious Sadistic Nuffle know the words are

In the genuine Nufflese "Thou shalt not suffer a pointy eared git to live" and obviously refers to the requirement to eat bacon butties at every opportunity.

Valen · Post by **Valen** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 9:08 am

I like the bacon buttie idea.

BunnyPuncher · Post by **BunnyPuncher** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 1:52 pm

What's a bacon buttie? Deep fried pig rectum?

Valen · Post by **Valen** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 2:15 pm

Hhhhhmmmmm, TASTY