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A bacon buttie is a bacon sandwich - but remember that Bacon in the UK is quite different to US or Canadian bacon.BunnyPuncher wrote:What's a bacon buttie? Deep fried pig rectum?
In a rare instance (possibly a sign that the end is coming) I agree with our hated High Elf cousins. The disdain that I show for all these "reformed" Nufflers, and these "Blasphemers", that invoke Nuffles name more than anyone, is too much to bare alone. But this recent bashing of the Elven races has shown that perhaps the time has come to set aside our differences, for a time, and prove our superiority.Valen wrote:So let me get this straight, the Church of Nuffle and the NBA both hate High Elves?
THEN YOU ALL SUCK, I need too set up my on little cult for higher beings,,,,,,,, oh,,,,,,,,,, that will just be us High lves then.
Yes, exactly, that's the NBA's whole point!Asperon Thorn wrote:Nuffle does not Bless, or screw people, nor does he Screw by blessing nor Bless by screwing. Nuffle does not care.
I thought that was the point of the NBA.Torg wrote:Does Nuffle reward devoutees for their faith, never! He is a fickle and insane god who delights in the suffering of others. How many times have you rolled a 1 and rerolled another 1, or to fail the GFI roll you need to score the winning TD?? Nuffle doesn't screw his enemies, he screws everyone equally,
No, my son, the point of the NBA is knowing that Nuffle eventually screws you and not worshiping him for screwing you. Indeed, blaspheming his name, for his total lack of devotion to his followers. Worshipping Nuffle, or even asking him to bless your dice is ignorant. For every 6 he "gives" you will receive 2 skulls in it's place. Worshipping Nuffle is like smoking crack.Asperon Thorn wrote:I thought that was the point of the NBA.Torg wrote:Does Nuffle reward devoutees for their faith, never! He is a fickle and insane god who delights in the suffering of others. How many times have you rolled a 1 and rerolled another 1, or to fail the GFI roll you need to score the winning TD?? Nuffle doesn't screw his enemies, he screws everyone equally,
Partially correct, Nuffle screws everyone.Asperon Thorn wrote:Nuffle doesn't screw anybody, nor reward anyone, it is thier own lack of grace that allows them to fail, proving the superiority of elves.
This sort of circular logic is typical of one deceived by his cult.Asperon Thorn wrote:Certainly, Nuffle wanted all races to be able and try and worship him with success and allowed Elves to be fragile, but IN TRUTH he only respects Victory and rewards only success after the game is over. Even if that means taking the lives and health of teamates.
We know all too well the outcome of worshipping Nuffle. You forget that all NBA members were once worshippers of Nuffle.Asperon Thorn wrote:Nuffle is a cool, calculating god. And has allowed the NBA to exist as it promotes more rivalry and more games to be played in his worship. The shortsightedness of the NBA just does not comprehend the true motives that inspire Nuffle.
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BunnyPuncher wrote:Killing elves is always a good thing. But I have to disagree with this mis-directed cult.
Nuffle does suck. He is the god of ones and twos and sits upon his pile of skulls from failed gfi's in his castle made of the skins of all those who have died throwing double skull blocks.
Nuffle is like Crom, he stands on his mountain and laughs at you and does not respond to the prayers of men (or boys).
So to paraphrase Pedro Sorano from Major League - "I say F**K you Nuffle! I block it myself!"
You are missing my point completely. The misguided doctrine of the NBA is based off of your own failures. The lesser races of Bloodbowl cannot hope to worship Nuffle, by scoring touchdowns, as well as Elves, and they have therefore pushed thier own failings on a hatred of the patron Deity. It is not Nuffle's fault that these races cannot worship as well as Elves, Elves are just superior.Dark Lord wrote:Partially correct, Nuffle screws everyone.Asperon Thorn wrote:Nuffle doesn't screw anybody, nor reward anyone, it is thier own lack of grace that allows them to fail, proving the superiority of elves.
Do not confuse me with being a member of the hopelessly misinformed "Reformed Church of Nuffle." These fools are as bad as the NBA. They have realized that they, too, are inferior to Elves in thier worship and have decided to warp Nuffles Doctrine, taught to us by the Great Roz-El (even if he was a dwarf). Nuffle loves Touchdowns and Victory but this "Cult of Nuffle" has warped the doctrine to emphasize the killing and maiming of Nuffle's greatest worshippers, Elves, because of thier own shortcomings. Killing and Maiming is the gift of Nuffle, not the purpose of his worship.Darklord wrote:This sort of circular logic is typical of one deceived by his cult.Asperon Thorn wrote:Certainly, Nuffle wanted all races to be able and try and worship him with success and allowed Elves to be fragile, but IN TRUTH he only respects Victory and rewards only success after the game is over. Even if that means taking the lives and health of teamates.
Actually, there are DE's in the NBA, but they have realised Nuffle care as little about them as he does about any of the other races. Nuffle doesn't reward anyone, player or race, he just wants to be worshipped.Asperon Thorn wrote:You are missing my point completely. The misguided doctrine of the NBA is based off of your own failures. The lesser races of Bloodbowl cannot hope to worship Nuffle, by scoring touchdowns, as well as Elves, and they have therefore pushed thier own failings on a hatred of the patron Deity. It is not Nuffle's fault that these races cannot worship as well as Elves, Elves are just superior
Nuffle only loves elves, becouse of their natural disposition to bloodbowl and their grace and elegance... but you poor other races can't understand our superior nature...Asperon Thorn wrote:In a rare instance (possibly a sign that the end is coming) I agree with our hated High Elf cousins. The disdain that I show for all these "reformed" Nufflers, and these "Blasphemers", that invoke Nuffles name more than anyone, is too much to bare alone. But this recent bashing of the Elven races has shown that perhaps the time has come to set aside our differences, for a time, and prove our superiority.Valen wrote:So let me get this straight, the Church of Nuffle and the NBA both hate High Elves?
THEN YOU ALL SUCK, I need too set up my on little cult for higher beings,,,,,,,, oh,,,,,,,,,, that will just be us High lves then
Nuffle only respects touchdowns, and victory, and none of these other pretenders have shown that they can compete with the natural grace of thier superiors.
Sadly delusional, the lot of you. One hopes you would see your error with a holy day of Nuffle fast approaching.