Why does Nuffle suck??

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 1:36 am

Hey Lordred,

I see you are using Nuffle Sucks! in your sig, great! You should check out the NBA thread in the off topic forum. Just in case you were wondeering, NBA stands for Nuffle Blasphemer's Association and we would like to extend to you an offer to join our organisation. I am doing up a NBA BB team with minis to represent each member, so if you join you could be on the team if you like. We are also looking at getting t-shirts done with our logo and NUFFLE SUCKS! on them. Check us out.

Grasshopper · Post by **Grasshopper** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 7:53 pm

Ok I'll bite... an entire nuffle sucks post and yet no appearance of Mr. N? Where is he? Who is he? Does he really exist? Are we all just living a lie? Sweet Merciful Crap someone tell me what the Hthark is going on ! ! ! !

Was that over the top?... I can never tell.

-Jim Carey

Asperon Thorn · Post by **Asperon Thorn** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 8:23 pm

Aaaa, Young Grasshoppa.

Nuffle does not feel the need to show up, since these "Blasphemers" are essentially worshipping him anyway. His needs are met.

Asperon Thorn

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 1:58 am

Silly AThorn. Telling someone to basically F**K OFF is in no way worshipping them.

sean newboy · Post by **sean newboy** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:13 am

I dont know about that, the worship of Kali and Khaine (in warhammer) are both based around telling the god to f off and kill someone else. Nuffle has 2 aspects, the giver of longshots and the taker of easy rolls, who u wish to worship is up to u. May Nuffle bless/curse U!

Post by **Old Man Draco** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:17 am

Nuffle is with me all the time! It is right. I get a 6, then "pay" with two 1's or 2's. I love him, I adore him. Skummy, where can I join the clergy?!?!?!?

Skummy · Post by **Skummy** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 2:44 pm

Draco wrote:Nuffle is with me all the time! It is right. I get a 6, then "pay" with two 1's or 2's. I love him, I adore him. Skummy, where can I join the clergy?!?!?!?

Draco, all you have to do is click your heels together three times and say, "There's no God like Nuffle."

See! You had the power all along!

Please add the following to your sig:

"Line Judge and Apprentice Cleric of Nuffle, Reformed Church of Nuffle"

Post by **Old Man Draco** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 2:51 pm

It has been done Oh Cleric Ref!
And thank you Nuffle for making my heals ache!

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:46 pm

Wow, 3 whole members in your "church".

One thing you all are forgetting (purposely) is that there is (according to BB fluff) already an established orthadox clergy that are responsible for the rites and ceremonies surrounding the worshipping of Nuffle. That would make you 'reformers' a bunch of heretics as well (I also see you are copying our form of titles in sigs). May the inquisitioners give you a quick death (I doubt it though, they like their work).

Post by **Old Man Draco** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:55 pm

We do NOT copy, we only take what Nuffle has give us vice versa!

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 7:04 pm

I have meditated long on this, and have come upon these truths:

1) Nuffle Sucks!
2) Reformers Suck!
3) Reformers Suck for Nuffle! (But what they get upto in their private lives is none of my business)

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 7:05 pm

Draco wrote:We do NOT copy, we only take what Nuffle has give us vice versa!

We all know what Nuffle gives you, and it ain't his blessing!

Grasshopper · Post by **Grasshopper** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 7:39 pm

Ouch... that's gotta sting.

Somewhere in the back of my cinescope mind I do hear the chant from WATERBOY being re-done with nuffle instead of water...

NUUUUFFLE SUCKS, HE REALLY REALLY SUCKS...
ORCAIDE IS BETTER.

BlanchPrez · Post by **BlanchPrez** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 7:47 pm

What these "Reformers" don't seem to understand is that when we cry "NUFFLE SUCKS!" We're not doing so to "worship" him, as they would have you believe. We do so to free ourselves from the crushing yoke of utter crap that is Nuffle. We of the NBA win or lose a game on our own merrits, not because we were "cursed or blessed" by Nuffle. They can pray to him all they want, and even praise him when he screws them (as he eventually will), but we of the NBA could care less what Nuffle does. We are truly free. And so, as a free man, I go out into the world with a resounding

NUFFLE SUCKS!

On my lips.

Chris

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 7:50 pm

Guys, I think we've said our bit, so we better head back to the NBA thread before we get accused of trolling.

Quick, before a mod finds us!