Discuss Fantasy football-style board games - GW's Blood Bowl, Impact!'s Elfball, Privateer Press' Grind, Heresy's Deathball, etc. THIS IS NOT AN NFL FANTASY FOOTBALL SITE!
We believe he exists! We are BLASPHEMING him! We just know that he will abandon people when they need him most!
See, Nuffle is what most people call beginner's luck. So when you first start playing Blood Bowl and you do really well you praise Nuffle and think that all is right. Then comes a day when you really need him. You do all your stupid little prayers and rituals and bless his name and BOOM!!! A 1 or a skull! He abandons you for his own sick amusement!
We are the ones in charge of our dice rolls and when we say "Nuffle Sucks!" It removes his power from our dice and from our opponent's dice. Anything that happens after that has nothing to do with Nuffle.
So you see, you are all either beginners or ignorant.
He sure dint abandon me in my rebbl skaven match, or my recent mbbl game, or my last mbbl2 game, or my last rabbl game, or my last pdhbbl game. The only game i have had recently that went bad was my gobbo one and my 1st games of a new league usually go bad.
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Hermit Monk of the RCN
Honourary Member of the NBA!
NAF Member #4329
Vault = putting in a 4 barrel Holley because the spark plugs need gapping.
Young fool, Nuffle didn't help you win those games.
But you have a closed mind. That's why you have taken up with that cult.
Maybe when Thadrin convinces you to castrate yourself and drink poison you'll understand.
sean newboy wrote:He sure dint abandon mein my recent mbbl game.
What, the one I won dueto a blitz!
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Currently an ex-Blood Bowl coach, most likely to be found dying to Armoured Skeletons in the frozen ruins of Felstad, or bleeding into the arena sands of Rome or burning rubber for Mars' entertainment.
Just because i lost doesnt mean he abandoned me. Nuffle and his coaches are a team, i underestimated your vampires. That game could have gone much worse, my dead Wight mite have not regenerated for instance.
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Hermit Monk of the RCN
Honourary Member of the NBA!
NAF Member #4329
Vault = putting in a 4 barrel Holley because the spark plugs need gapping.
No, not always, for instance the loss i had in Gobbo leeg was my fault, i failed to properly give him his due. Hence i had 3 deaths, in addition to losing. However the only bad thing that happened in my mbbl game was i scored less than Darkson, i still gained experience, and money. Try to keep up, slowwit, or should i use smaller words for u?
Reason:''
Hermit Monk of the RCN
Honourary Member of the NBA!
NAF Member #4329
Vault = putting in a 4 barrel Holley because the spark plugs need gapping.