So I opened the season last Tuesday with my newly created Undead team against one of my buddies and his by now infamous "Ironclaw Raiders" Orc team. Lined up my team, mummies at the centre, started pelting away and KERR-BASH: Mummy 2 (the-now-even-more-feared-than-earlier Urrgok) butchered an Orc lineman on his first block, 10 for ap, three sixes later and I had a fresh, greenskinned zombie sitting on the subs bench, looking somewhat bemused. This, of course, was nothing compared to the look on my buddy's face...after he had failed his apothecary roll

Why do those guys never deliver in such situations, it seems to be 1's every time they are really needed.
Nothin' much I guess, just plain ol' fun!
Naturally, people now expect me to add to my own team with THEIR players in every match. Oh the pressure...
"He's got the Camel Clutch on him...this is serious".