Bad ass thrower

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Bad ass thrower

Post by armarilion »

Check this out! I've played 5 games with my wood elf team, and my brilliant thrower has made....... 0 complete passes. After atleast 10 attempts he managed to throw a quick pass (though he rolled a one on the first try), my awesome catcher failed to catch. (he btw hasn't scored on single td. His only spp is from a comp)

So look out for my fearsome Woss Elves! :evil:

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Post by ChrizzDoUrden »

i know this feeling! i play a DE team and it is really disgusting to see an orc thrower make one comp after the other while your own "throwers" are only nasty fumblers! but i must confess that your WE thrower is really outstanding in his incompetence :D

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Dude, that's poor. :lol:

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Post by Xtreme »

ChrizzDoUrden wrote:i know this feeling! i play a DE team and it is really disgusting to see an orc thrower make one comp after the other while your own "throwers" are only nasty fumblers! but i must confess that your WE thrower is really outstanding in his incompetence :D
Thats becuase they know they should be runners not throwers. :wink:

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Post by 'Ed Basha' »

Long live the orcs....first team I had...orc thrower....ag5..pass, sure hands, accurate, and strong arm. LB's on a 2+. Then my star blitzer got ag4...block, nerves of steel, and leader. The WE team was too ashamed to throw passes on the same field. 8)

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Post by NightDragon »

Don't start that one up again Extreme. Ofcourse they should be throwing, they have an AG 4! My thrower has an AG 6!!!!! Can throw a ball through the eye of a needle blindfolded.

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Yay!

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Guess what.... Three games later and four thorows on 4+ or less and no comp. He allso got a nig. last game. When I get gold, he's out of my team!!! :pissed:

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Post by Andreas of Loren »

A most unfortunate thrower if ever I heard of one!!!!

Why don't you let your opponents take free turns at trying to put the guy out of his misery!!!!!!

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Post by FlameKnight »

Ouch :lol:

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Post by Nopiltzin »

Just put him on the line of scrimage every time you kick the ball 8)

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Post by juck101 »

if you that unlucky consider a diffrent team!

my current human team has lost more games than ive had hot dinners, and most of this is due to bad luck. F@&^ the roster started 2 new teams and the luck is balanced out now.

Play one more game if cant make a completion then rip up the roster and be dark elf (look better anyway)

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Post by shaniepoo »

Dont get rid just yet, everything comes to those who wait......and wait.....and wait.

My old Norse Blitzer from my last league couldnt make a GFI if his life depended on it. Over the space of around 6 games he lost the game and BH/SI himself while GFI on the score line with the ball over 4 times!!!!! He was named 'Lucky' in jest (i still use this name on my star Blitzer) but after his run of V bad luck he then became a killing monster over his next 2 games (inc 2 MVPs). He ended up with 6437 Block, JP, Frenzy, Guard, PO and couldnt be hurt at all!

My advice.........Wait and see.

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Post by Darkson »

Stick him on the LOS, and watch him rack up the CAS (well, he's got to, if he can't throw ;) )

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