Maybe we should start a thread on language to be used while on the road to a tourney
Things like: "Was I speeding, officer?", "Get that wreck off the road, old man" and "Those damned Dutchmen, always slowing down the fast lane on the German freeways."
And a general warning; sticking up middle fingers at a german car with a large "RESPECT" sign behind the back window just because you're annoyed and stuck in a "stau" is not a good idea...