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Don't worry if it's confusing. just make sure for yourself what ruleset you are using. Soon LRB 4.0 will be downloadable from GW internet.
Since LRB 3.0 Ogres could not benifit from team rerolls. Only a leader reroll or a trophey reroll.
But this is getting of topic. If you want more info, you can either do a search or post your question in the rules section.
I would even advice you to post it in the newbie section. There is a lot of experienced TBB folk that will be glad to help you with any questions, me included.
Cheers and have fun with this forum. :D

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"Wasp Spirit
(Mighty Ojibwa)" Wood Elf Catcher
10 2 4 6 Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block, Sure_Feet 1 Cmp 16 TD 5 MVP 74Spps

I just killed this bastard in our Bloodwieser championship game.

Two of the players watching the game put $5 bounty on him at the beginning of the game. Turn 6 first half.....DEAD. Quickest bounty ever collected in our league :)

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Post by Snappy_Dresser »

A moment of silence, if you please, for the great Thag Gorebelly, stalwart prop of the East Van(glia) Stompers, stand out player in last season's noble All Vanglia League Final loss, who died today under a pile of craven vampires, the names of which don't deserve to be mentioned in the same breath.

What at first seemed to be a minor wound was battled, ultimately to no avail, by both the team apothecary and his own natural regenerative powers. As he succumbed to his wounds, he was heard to remark "me wonder if they have sandwiches.." A 21 Reuben salute is planned at his funeral.

Also dead is Zog Earbiter, one of the famous Earbiter family of Black orcs who make up the backbone of the Stompers, laid low by a certain personage who is well known in the pages of the obits, whose initials are Mn'T.

The Stompers official press release stated that the two died as part of a "cost saving initiative" spearheaded by management. However this reporter has learned that agents of the team are scouring the Eastern Wastes searching for a Troll with enough ability to step into Thag's rather large boots.

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Post by vtdoogie »

Today FNBBL lost it's highest SPP star ever.

The Natural (Lion Warrior)
9/3/3/6 Catch, Block, Pass Block, Dodge, Tackle, Side Step
7/39/2/10/4 = 168 SPPs
He was the FNBBL's Spike Magazine 2 & 3 Cover Man of the Year

He was killed by a block after a failed one-turn score attempt on Turn 8 of the first half. The apoth rushed to his aid, but nothing could be done.

He is with Nuffle now, may he rest in peace.

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Nannie Slagg, Witch Elf

MA: 8 ST: 4 AG: 4 AV: 6, Block, Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up, Piling On, Tackle

She got piling on back when it meant something. In the course of 45 games, she accrued 85 SPPs. 16 Touchdowns, 18 Casualties. Most importantly, she was always a factor in the game. If she was on the pitch, the opponents had to pay attention to her. In the end, it was her 6 AV that did her in, also the apothecary was drunk at the time.

She will be missed.

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Post by Aksho »

Best Kill Award was won last leage by the Grunty-Goblin-Grunters for Knut´s Throwing action:

After nearly Eaten a Gobbo in a game Knut (a Troll) decided to better throw it into the crowd, but not one to maybe stay alive he was 2 squares deep in the crowd, where my Dark-Elf Fans waited for him ;)

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Post by Ethrylain »

Darkson wrote:Slightly off track here, but the youngest memeber of our group played humans and managed to lose 10 players to deaths in a 12 match season. :(

Unsurprisingly, he didn't win the cup! :)
I lost seven players to deats in three turns, a sad day in our league as all the other coaches had hoped that my dwarves where able to stop the 4 dirty players of the orc team. All their hopes vanished as the undertaker saw his dream come true.

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Post by gken1 »

no good players are dying anymore?

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Post by Darkson »

Nah, they're just waiting to do it in the Vault. ;)

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I'm sorry, the only loss my team ever suffered is the death of my SPP-less 8th linerat :P

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Gary "The Gery Hound" Kerr

Halfling Blitzer

MA: 7
ST: 1
AG: 4
AV: 5

Skills: Dodge, Stunty, Block, Jump Up

Totals

Inguries Inflicted: 20
Inguries recived: 8
TD's: 3

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Roxeth Blooddrinker - Witch Elf of the Hag Graef Widowmakers.

7 3 5 7 D, JU, F, Mighty Blow 17spp.

After taking 5 games (yes 5!) to get her first SPP (a quick pass), and a futher 3 games to get enough for her first skill (2 TD's) she then managed to pick up 11 SPP's in her next 2 games. Alas, in her last game she was playing appalingly, and managed to kill herself whilst attempting to knock over a unskilled lineman.

A career that was seemingly about to blossom, cut cruely short. :cry:



Right, who's next for the grinder?

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Ryan wrote:Gary "The Gery Hound" Kerr
Sorry to here the death of your player. I remember his original story, and how he has probably be an insiration for all halfling players.

see here!

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Roll Double Six to break armour, Great! Next roll Double one to stun. Repeat over and over!
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Post by gken1 »

gotta post my latest player Death

Nessie
Beast of Nurgle
MA 4
ST 6!!!
AG 1
AV9
Really Stupid, Tentacles, Mighty Blow, Foul Appearance, Guard, Break Tackle

CAS: 22

Killed by Trollslayer, George W. Bushwacker, Son of Krugan on a T8 block....boo!

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Post by Lamoron »

Can I get an honorable mention for my Troll Eddie... he wasn't really that good, but he did get killed turn 8 second half by a Vampire Thrall doing a -2d block on him without any skills, killed through Apo & Regen.

Eddie was a beloved player, managing his first skill in his second game, after inflicting a massive four casualties in two games, he learned Guard. He was shortly thereafter killed by a Thrall in an act of vengeance for the Vampire he just crushed. The Thrall was overheard screaming something along the lines of "Just you watch me roll double pow and kill you, you bastard, you think your so tough!" (Opposing coach actually said it before doing it).

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