'Roaches

duff · Post by **duff** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:57 pm

Deep in the sewers of the magic schools, a race of humanoid cockroaches formed. Little by little they spread, eating the things others threw away. One day they found a copy of NUFFL's rules. Now the're here to play!

1-16 Roaches 50K 6 2 3 6 Foul Ap, Stunty and dodge. Agility skills only.

Everyone would have to run the ball against them. On the bright side, everybody should be able to! With st 2 and armor 6 and the stunty effect on injury rolls, only foul app will keep them on the field.

bubb · Post by **bubb** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:10 pm

That's pretty neat and also hilarious.

Dirty Player on doubles?

I think they should have access to mutations..can you imagine a two headed cockroach or one with very long legs?

Yuck!

Alesdair · Post by **Alesdair** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:06 pm

I aggree give em mutation access, it's the only hope the little buggers have.

THat and/or design a pair of Bigguys for them (they are a stunty team after all.)

teenage mutant sewer crocs? (0-2)
4 5 1 9 Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Wild Animal. 100k

duff · Post by **duff** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:57 pm

Mutations does have a certin, icky appeal. I wanted to avoid the big guys, the foul app will give some protection still.

Jeroen · Post by **Jeroen** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 1:05 pm

Why not use them in a nurgle team

duff · Post by **duff** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:58 pm

I get the impression the nurgle team is very specificly short of this sort of high mobility player, so it would probably cause balance issues. Also, I don't see them as particularly chaos related, just warped and icky! They proabably have their own strange chitonous gods.

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:29 am

Nah, roaches aren't mutated. Icky? Yeah. Mutants? No.

Alesdair · Post by **Alesdair** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 4:04 am

well if no mutations then i definitly recomend they have 2 bigguys, but low end big guys like to ones i made.
It'd raise them from the weakest team, to a weak team.

Xtreme · Post by **Xtreme** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:53 am

Big Guys with regeneration. (Maybe medium guys would be more appropriate. ST4)
or access to mutations one or the other.

lawquoter · Post by **lawquoter** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:58 pm

definitely regeneration. You just can't kill the f'ers.

Alesdair · Post by **Alesdair** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:06 am

Right, so effectively trolls with no TTM skills, and wild animal instead of Really stupid.

Nathaniel · Post by **Nathaniel** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:09 am

If you really wanted to make them hard to kill, you could give them all regenerate and thick skull. They'll fall over but rarely will they be gone for good.

lawquoter · Post by **lawquoter** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:45 pm

Unless you roll like I did last night with my dwarves. A D. roller that fell over on a gfi, 7 failed thickskulls.

Emberbreeze · Post by **Emberbreeze** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:51 pm

1-16 Roaches 60K 6 2 3 7 Foul Ap, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Stunty and Dodge. Agility skills only. Rerolls 70k

I think this would be hilarious to play in a league

trying to wipe them out but the bu99ers keep coming back

lawquoter · Post by **lawquoter** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:59 pm

just need the figs now. Oh phil......