When do you kick your players?

landrover · Post by **landrover** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:21 pm

I kick my players all the time. Generally when they've just screwed up ANOTHER chance to score, failed to penetrate the armour on a halfling, or got sent off for fouling.

mattgslater · Post by **mattgslater** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:06 pm

I've never kicked a player, but I did know one coach once who took a hammer to his dice in the middle of a match! His Dwarfs lost the tournament semi-final to Halflings, who fouled several of his best players to death in the process. After his +ST/+AG/Blodge Runner died, he grabbed up the dice (they were his), walked to his car, opened the trunk, pulled out a hammer, set the dice on the floor, powdered them, got new ones out, sat down, and went back to getting whipped by Bilbo.

Cramy · Post by **Cramy** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:21 am

mattgslater wrote:I've never kicked a player, but I did know one coach once who took a hammer to his dice in the middle of a match! His Dwarfs lost the tournament semi-final to Halflings, who fouled several of his best players to death in the process. After his +ST/+AG/Blodge Runner died, he grabbed up the dice (they were his), walked to his car, opened the trunk, pulled out a hammer, set the dice on the floor, powdered them, got new ones out, sat down, and went back to getting whipped by Bilbo.

Hilarious. Nobody filmed it?