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Arabzona Ayatollas (Norse) team names:

Nomads (Runners): #21, 82
Muhsin Andaluz
(Need one more, plus maybe one for competition; as a San Diegan an LT pun would be good)

Genies (Ulfs):
Djinn Ap-Shah (Gene Upshaw) #93 (I'd like it to be 63, but it doesn't fit my scheme)
Djinn Antoniq #94
Other options welcome, but I am fond of these.

Dervishes (Blitzers): #35, 46
Mudhar Fuquahar or Yusuf Akhwad (either, not both: which is better? I only get one F-bomb)
Need another one... eventually: I'm not planning on starting any, so I have some time to think. They should be mean and aggressive-sounding, like a lot of the Amazons.

Throwers: #7, 18
Ari Theballout
Salim Pickens
I like these and they're not important, but if you have anything really great, I'd like to hear it.

Afrit (S. Troll): #99
Sheik Djibouti

Linos: #s 71, 52, 63, 64, 55, 76, 77
Ali Al-Yaqsinfri
Mohammed Negs
Anwar Anpeace
Yassir Nossir
Mahmoud Izhapi
Yarmoud Izcrapi
I need at least one more lineman, plus another one or two for competition... anything with an Islamic male surname; Islamic last names are best, but not that important.

The rules of the game I'm playing favor starting with some FF but limit me to 4 , so I'm going to drop two on it. I like Runners and Ulfs a lot, and I want a Troll too. This league has houserules that are long on money, but it's kind of bloody. Apothecaries are better. I'm certain about starting with two Runners (er, Nomads) and two Ulfs (Genies), 7 Linos, 1 Apothecary and 3 RR. I'll buy a Snow Troll/Efreet first, then a Berserk/Dervish, then another Berserk, then the Throwers. I'm generally a bit better than the other good coaches in my league, so I'm building for fun (16 players is my objective), but if any of y'all knows anything great to do with Norse Throwers or Berserks that I might be missing out on, let me know.

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You might want to take a look at this: http://www.netjeff.com/humor/audio/AirportPrank.html

Aynayda Pizaqvick sounds rather arabic doesn't it?

Old but still quite funny.
Mahmoud Izhapi
Yarmoud Izcrapi
I love theese!

And the Zappa reference rocks! :lol:

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Some of theese might fit...

Ayllspank Youzilli

Aywanna Hurtya

Aylkillya Yutwatt

Yollregett Yomettme

Yobast Ard

Yofaze Maiboot

Anmer Zifuul

Anhool-y Baasturd

Muscul Ar'Boj

Taijt B't Occz

Taijt Aszoul (hm... might not want to use that one...)

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LOLZ ! :D Good ones !

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Arabic Names:
Madiq Upya Poopah
Matitz Inyaf Ace
Dykezar Dabiz (Dykes are the biz, a little obscure, thinking Amazon team here)
Yadiq Upma Snatch
Yaplace Ormine
Buymean Other

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