999 Ways to Kill the Wardancer who has everything

[plasmoid]

Do what my friend did against mine.

Go 2 dice against with a gobbo, roll double pow, 10, 10. Presto
(Admittedly, he was only badly hurt, so he is still alive)

[stashman]

...

I fouled him and killed him, and the coach hurled a d6 at the game store window (it just bounced off), offered just to give me the score and thus the game if I'd stop beating on him (I accepted; my designated scorer had the ball and plenty of time, so there was no question of legality), and showed up for only one more match. All his buddies quit the league when he got mangled the following week (by someone else, fair and square: but he was a good coach and might have survived if he had any WDs). Good riddance? Maybe. Without his entourage we were down to 5 coaches.

What age on that coach?

What age on the other players?

I don't know if I shall believe this!

(maybe a mobster son that all pay respect to... )

[sumbloke]

Get a tackle on him. wait he go to offer you a beer than foul. Roll the dices and get them back in you hand quickly whatever the score is .... And announce Fiercly "12 !!!!! Casualties "

Surely you want to announce "11 !!!!! Casualties" so you don't get sent off.

[mattgslater]

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I fouled him and killed him, and the coach hurled a d6 at the game store window (it just bounced off), offered just to give me the score and thus the game if I'd stop beating on him (I accepted; my designated scorer had the ball and plenty of time, so there was no question of legality), and showed up for only one more match. All his buddies quit the league when he got mangled the following week (by someone else, fair and square: but he was a good coach and might have survived if he had any WDs). Good riddance? Maybe. Without his entourage we were down to 5 coaches.

What age on that coach?

What age on the other players?

I don't know if I shall believe this!

(maybe a mobster son that all pay respect to... )

Twentysomething. In his defense, it was the 3rd death with two SIs in the days before the Journeyman rule (so he had only about 8 players showing up, with no Thrower or WDs), and about 50 points of TR bloat between the missing stars and the money he had to save to buy a new WD. I had just knocked him out of the wildcard track, and his next opponent was #1 overall, in his division, and about to all-but put him out of the playoffs with half a season to go (half a team, too! ). So the die-throwing thing was kind of forgivable: it really did suck to be him at that moment. The non-concession concession was also ok: I wasn't out to ruin him, it just turned out that way, and it's not like my successful Orc team needed his winnings* or would rather have the random MVP than the assigned TD. It's the quitting the league part that pissed me off.

*Back in those days, you didn't want to store treasury, as it added to TR. So a successful armor team would hire and fire players. We restricted this process, so we had to get pretty tricky with getting rid of cash (Nuffle bless Leader as a G skill and Pro in the days when you could RR armor). That led to all sorts of craziness, like "Everybody loves elves, especially Nuffle." Elf teams all had FF9 'cause it broke even every 4.33 games in addition to the kickoff bennies, and they needed the dough, but Orcs all had FF1 'cause after about six games money became the enemy (which incidentally meant no more 'Flu Bug or Woof Woof...). So Elves won all of the kickoff rolls (except BC, as that wasn't FF-based back then). And when we went to open format, we had all kinds of headaches. But anyway, I didn't want no stinkin' money, and he was pretty hard-up.