THE ARKHAM ASYLUM BLOOD BOWL TEAMS

[JaM]

No idea about the link, but something told me my session timed-out.
So I think the link is broken...

Like the Zen-sheet, so I am looking forward to it.

[Digger Goreman]

Let me get to work on that.... Seems the company might not be reputable after all....

[Digger Goreman]

Try the new links and let me know if there's a problem.... They work from my end....

[Baduk]

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new links? Just the Zen7.1 link you mean?

[Digger Goreman]

A minor "glitch" started when the "filebox" at webs.com stopped showing, or letting me modify/add, files.... So I've been trying another host... and, thus had to change the links....

But, you're right, the only new file is ZEN 7.1....

[Digger Goreman]

This will be short and pithy... not much to say: Gravely Ill challenges Big Cheesy (Wood Elves).... Nurglers receive and on the first roll of turn one... 1 + 1.... First roll of turn sixteen... Skull + Skull.... Everything in-between was worse.... Lost: 0-2; Cas 2-5....

[Digger Goreman]

In miniature news:

Reaper has the Chupacabra in it's preview sections and looks like a good alternative as a ghoul....

Nightspectre is also coming out and is just a good, all-around, undead fig... maybe seeing use as a counter/marker or sideline piece (I think it'd make quite a cheerleader(s) model)....

Wraithlord.... I'm cool with the concept but can't place him on/off my field.... Something about that flaming sword....

Ghoul Witch is a frighteningly nice sideline mini.... Unique and awesomely detailed piece....

And, for those who like pre-painted plastics, a remake of Paul DuChamps Werewolf is forthcoming.... I think he might be a little on the big side of St 3....

Available now:

The Satyr Warriors (again depending on size) are better looking Beastmen than anything GW thought about....

Enjoy the minis...!

[mattgslater]

Ooh! What would be more fitting for the Sandy Ancient Rechargers than a Chupacabra? Perfect: I could name him after one of this team's hometown heroes.

[Digger Goreman]

October 31st: and the moon shone brightly over the hallowed halls of Arkham Manor.... Heedless of the warning signs, and banking on their brazen berserkers, The Good Guys swept into the manner on a foul wind.... In spite of being outfanned by nearly double, the Guys not only palmed the coin... but slipped the referee a wink and a bribe... and let loose mayhem on the field BEFORE the first block could be thrown.... A freakin' rock nearly split the skull of Angus the Younger (werewolf) and he lay stunned on the field as the Goody humans surged forward....

On the Killing Fields of Arkham Asylum you can keep a good man down... though not a good ghoul.... An outstretched treat turned into a Nuffled trick on a double skull, cum double skull and the Humies lost the ball and a few players to the crowd.... Wight Clod Raines would wind up with the ball in ghostly hands and in spite of winging an accurate pumpkin at Doggie 9.1, the ball would lay on the ground from the fumbled bungling of the greasy ghoul.... Nevertheless, the embarassed embalmee would recover the ball and hold onto it while the rest of the Repulsed knocked the voodoo stuffing outta the waning men of good.... 1-0, at the half, and the Guys kicking to the Necros....

Added casualties by Dirt Landcaster and a shakin' Angus would keep the opponents in check, while disasters by a crowd surfing Long Chainey and a punch out of Spiked Jones (werewolf and zombie respectively) would be repaired by an uncharacteristically successful set of regenerations.... With the KO and Injured bins filling up, the Good turned bad and the Hallowed Undead would score twice more... a second by Doggie 9.1 and the last by Angus the Younger... after recovering a fumble, vis-a-vis failed GFI, off a +Mv/Sprint GG catcher who nearly made it into the endzone! Final 3-0 in a delightfully devilish denouncing of the living in favor of the necrotic dead!!!!

Doggie 9.1 is gaining a regular skill: Fend... and the rest of the team is close to explosive awesomeness:

Gravely Repulsed

Spiked Jones Zombie 5 spp
Bruise Killis Zombie 5 spp
Dirt Landcaster Zombie 2 spp
Doggie 9.1 Ghoul Block/Dodge/Fend 17 spp
Doggie 10.1 Ghoul Block/Dodge 13 spp
Clod Raines Wight Block/Guard 13 spp
Slay Garrotte Wight Block/+St/Dodge 18 spp
Hanover Fiste Golem 4 spp
Den Golem 4 spp
Long Chainey Werewolf Block/Dodge 23 spp
Angus the Younger Werewolf Block/Dodge 27 spp

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

[JaM]

You too and congrats on the win.

[Digger Goreman]

GRAVE NEWS:

08 Nov 09:

R.I.P. TalkBloodBowl.com.... Grandma Wendy (GW) has murdered her own child... a 9 year old, diligent and faithful son who did her nothing but good, and loved her "red-headed step-child" (Blood Bowl) more than money and life itself.... Thanks to JohnnyP, who hosted and paid for the site....

Damn you, GW... damn you....

[mattgslater]

Long live talkfantasyfootball.org!

[Digger Goreman]

REVEREND!!!!

We has been RESURRECTED!!!!

[JaM]

And it feels so good...

[Digger Goreman]

Some might expect that any win by a Nurgle team would be "an ugly win".... The Gravely Ill stretched the phrase by parsecs... falling, failing and getting "Really Stupid" with a routine malaise... only scoring when Fleabag got up for the second time (sacked twice with the ball) and limped ungracefully across the goal line (rolling 2, twice, on gfi's).... Ne'er again would the spiked ball see paydirt... and the game against the newly christened Vor's Vikings (Norse) would end for the Ill with 5 St, "Bones Malone" rolling double skulls on his blitz.... Thank Nuffle it didn't cost him....

Final 1-0; Cas 0-1; 2x MNG Rotters, one with a niggle.... Fleabag (Pestigor) to receive a normal first skill....

Whew!