100 TV Dark Elf for BBGT

[Hangus]

Flattery will get you everywhere.

I very much enjoyed it too. Was a tricky encounter, just what you want.

Is that what you said to that old battleaxe feeling up your hair in the White Hart?

[Purplegoo]

I don't actually remember that, although I've been told about it since. I remember a lady, some dancing.... Then it's hazy and / or gone.

If there's a 1% chance I can make some sort of rohypnol excuse for my memory loss instead of being a silly / rubbish drunkard, I'm grabbing it.

[Pug]

Sounds like another poll!

Rohypnol
or
Silly Drunkard