Flame Bowl III Smack Talk

[Pipey]

The open-topped bus tour from Ashington to South Shields is already booked for Monday.

[Purplegoo]

My Captain's victory speech is eight minutes.

This is to allow for four minutes of booing for Geoff Porritt climbing to the stage, three of powerful hetero-man hugging between the four of us, ten seconds to shout THAT'S RIGHT, and then fifty seconds of Joe telling us why it's a disgrace we've won.

All. Bases. Covered.

Swim team has the con.

[Joemanji]

... fifty seconds of Joe telling us why it's a disgrace we've won.

It would take longer than that.

[Jimjimjimany]

We're on the same wavelength Joe.

Silly sod is borrowing my underworld team. It’s just goblins right pete? No trolls or skaven… thought so.

[Purplegoo]

Sorry if you misunderstood;

Fifty seconds of us listening to Joe before we get tired of it and move on to high-fives.

[Joemanji]

You have very vivid dreams. I must be nice to be able to imagine such outlandish scenes.

[Purplegoo]

I know; Silly being able to reach that high...

..A man can dream!

(That's right, work's long since over... )

[Joemanji]

Silly and the Geoffs are all of a similar height. You are the odd man out in that group Phil. Feels lonely I bet. Isolated. How can they follow such a freak? I don't think they can have much respect for you Phil, or your orders. Take Amazons Geoff! No Phil. Take Vampires then Geoff. No Phil, I am going to use Woodies, the only race you know how to play. Something has gone wrong here. The Swim Team are vulnerable...

[Purplegoo]

A nice try Joe. However, your slander will never break up the Swim Team. We are united in our crusade.

Anyway, just because I'm whiling away the last few moments on the internet, let's not forget the real, North Eastern, enemy worthy of your underhand metagamery!

Anyone but them...

[Leipziger]

Anyway, just because I'm whiling away the last few moments on the internet, let's not forget the real, North Eastern, enemy worthy of your underhand metagamery!

Anyone but them...

That's right, Phil! We are all ABGs this weekend! (and, obviously, Brutal Deluxe are staunchly anti-Joedas too...)

[Thadrin]

I had an extreme breakfast this morning whilst listening to the Ashes. Six hash browns, Five veggie sausages, 2 eggs, plum toms, mushrooms, toast! Mmmmmm...

It's no Mozarella and chips.

[Pipey]

I thought I should bring this excerpt from Captain Stick's post-tournament notes to your attention...

And so the dust settles on another Flamebowl and another season of UK Blood Bowl.

The bitterness and bleating has given way to an eerie silence. The egos are strangely subdued. Porritt's pate has lost its lustre.

We can only interpret this as tacit acknowledgment of the superiority of the GBBL league, compliment to yet another devastating round 6 coup de gras.

Phil the Octopus was right; winners always find a way to win.

Petitioning Nipples with ways to thwart the righteous Geordies will do no good this time. The goalposts were moved, only for GBBL to move another step ahead of the field.

While Pincock lick their wounds, the Swim Team cry over spilt spunk. And rumour has it Leon is looking for a brand new set of Kings for 2011.

Chew your turkey well this festive period my friends, and ruminate on this: expect more of the same in 2011, expect more crushing disappointment, expect to be told you will lose and then lose, expect the Geordie Juggernaut to smash your feeble dreams.

See you all at Poo Bowl. And don't forget to 'keep em coming'! Trophies for the GBBL cabinet, that is!

[BIG Pete]

Phil the octopus was right!?! only 1 was right, and we Booty Batterers demand an apology

"Wightlord + chumps"

Bah


I can wait for next year.

Nippy: can you put the results up here?

[thechosengobbo]

Uhm, Pete, not to derail your angry rant, but no-one actually said 'Wightlord and chumps' on the forum, least of all Phil.