Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread

[Pipey]

Are you bringing your undead team 'KKK'? What race are they?

Less of the racism!!!!

[Wightlord]

Are you bringing your undead team 'KKK'? What race are they?

Less of the racism!!!!

I may be actually

[Pipey]

As long as you let me know in time

[Wightlord]

Of course sir! I was going Chaos Pact but I'm finding hard to resisit the lure of the 14 man two dirty player zombie roster
I'll make sure Gobbo and Party Boy1/Party Boy2 get their choices in as well

[thechosengobbo]

As much as you think I've been trying to back out, my choice has been Ogres ever since the Poo Bowl...

[stick_with_poo_on_the_end]

Right its on!!!

Pippy is gonna go Balls deep on Jimany
Stan is going in "dry and all the way" on Lycos
The don is going off in Joemanji's face, like a spunky firework
And I'm gonna beat Geggster like a ginger step child!!!


Aaaaaaargh!!!

[Purplegoo]

Stick is the new Poet Laureate of the north east, in case you hadn't heard.

He's on Question Time next week with Orville (but not Keith Harris), Pat Butcher (the character, not the actress), The Rt Hon. Iain Duncan Smith MP and Louis Walsh. It's on ITV2 + 1 for the first time. Nicholas Parsons is hosting, with full Just a Minute rules applied to the burning political issues of the day.

Essential viewing.

[Tritex]

I am playing a crazy bashy chaos team, looks nasty on paper but could be messy. My tribe has lots of bash in it so going for a scoring team just wont fit...ho hum will have some fun

[Pipey]

I read on the fumbbl forums that DTW will be getting booed every round. The on-line masses are citing 'crimes against the Blood Bowl community' as the reason. Seems harsh.

Despite DTW's massive international unpopularity, as Tournament Organiser I would like to declare myself neutral. Booing will not be tolerated.

[SillySod]

I heard that Pippy is styling himself as Kofi Annan. When questioned about the significance of his public appearences he explained that it is "a complete coincidence" that he has only ever been seen holding a sign saying "BOO THEM" in his left hand while conducting negotiations, resolving disputes, or paying for shopping with his right hand.

[Purplegoo]

Really happy with the addition of Barney to Swim Team. A man with talent who has smashed me on more than one occasion, and who boasts the correct hairstyle to balance our Porritt karma.

May do some Purple Picks when the fixtures are released...

[Pipey]

'May do' is not good enough! The masses demand it!!!

[Pipey]

Nonsense, Sodomiser! Did you see this excerpt from the fumbbl forums?:

Team DTW have brought shame upon themselves and the Blood Bowl community.

Geggster and Lycos are happy to stand back while their ECBBL brethren crumble to dust, preferring to pursue their own vainglorious bid for more (tainted) silverware.

JimJimany and Joemanji have put away their Pincocks. Once more they have cast aside former teammates in order to engorge their egos.

Is it true what they say? Are there no heroes in Blood Bowl anymore?

Well, I’ll place my faith in The Don and that band of brothers they call Gazza’s Tears. Are they the only team who can restore pride to UK Blood Bowl?

My god I hope so!

[Wightlord]

Really happy with the addition of Barney to Swim Team. A man who has smashed me on more than one occasion.

[Purplegoo]

I was going to roll my eyes at the innuendo, then I remembered my team name. Oh well.