Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread
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Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread
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*I hear Phil78 and DonShula have fallen out in an argument over a deep fried Creme Egg.
*Will Marley prove to the be the worst captain in BB history, or will Silly Sod pip him to the dubious honour?
*Has the Egg been poached by a rival team amidst rumours he is unhappy with Joemanji's 'desperate to win' policy?
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*I hear Phil78 and DonShula have fallen out in an argument over a deep fried Creme Egg.
*Will Marley prove to the be the worst captain in BB history, or will Silly Sod pip him to the dubious honour?
*Has the Egg been poached by a rival team amidst rumours he is unhappy with Joemanji's 'desperate to win' policy?
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Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread
We will
Out play
Out manoeuvre
Out think
and
Over Block Our opponents!
The uk team title is coming back to the North East,!,,,,
WORD!
Out play
Out manoeuvre
Out think
and
Over Block Our opponents!
The uk team title is coming back to the North East,!,,,,
WORD!
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Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread
Fixed that for yastick wrote:We will be
Out played
Out manoeuvred
Out thought
and
Out Blocked by our opponents
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Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread
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From our lofty perch of third place at the Flamebowl we will:
Concentrate more on Pippy and less on toy mini's.
Remove one piece of clothing from "Our new mystery player" (when we find one ) each round.
Watch as Shaniepoo wins a team game against Joemanji.
From our lofty perch of third place at the Flamebowl we will:
Concentrate more on Pippy and less on toy mini's.
Remove one piece of clothing from "Our new mystery player" (when we find one ) each round.
Watch as Shaniepoo wins a team game against Joemanji.
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Things you never expect to hear in a sane world......"I went home a broken man. Contemplating my place in a universe where Shaniepoo was king" - No Number
And..."Shaniepoo is our glorious champion!" - Leipziger
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Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread
Meh, UK team titles are so over-rated...stick_with_poo_on_the_end wrote:We will
The uk team title is coming back to the North East,!,,,,
Besides the 'Cream' always rises to the top! Our team of unlikely (& highly un-skilled) players will triumph in the ultimate underdog story
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Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread
And the Bashers are the cream of the c...
We have traded in Big Pete for a younger, sleeker, better looking model in the form of Dobby!
We have traded in Big Pete for a younger, sleeker, better looking model in the form of Dobby!
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And the Bashers are the cream of the c...
We have traded in Big Pete for a younger, sleeker, better looking model in the form of Dobby!
We have traded in Big Pete for a younger, sleeker, better looking model in the form of Dobby!
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Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread
[sledging]
We've got a rubbish captain who's organised NUTHIN' so far and I reckon we'll come last!
[/sledging]
We've got a rubbish captain who's organised NUTHIN' so far and I reckon we'll come last!
[/sledging]
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Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread
Sledging your own team and captain? Reverse psychology?
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Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread
Normal Porritt philosophy?Pippy wrote:Sledging your own team and captain? Reverse psychology?
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Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread
No one else was.... and I didn't want the Sod-o-mizer to feel left out
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Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread
He wont - your never alone with a dead hooker...Podfrey wrote:No one else was.... and I didn't want the Sod-o-mizer to feel left out
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Geoff is just having an adverse reaction to an authoritarian regime. I havent raised the banners or given any speeches just yet but I've made it clear that all members of the swim team will be expected to step in line when it comes to the important decisions
We have a new team motto...
We have a new team motto...
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Re: Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread
Following on from Stick's observation
Question: Is it J&J who are DTW? Or is it that have they been recruited by even more DTW'ers??
Question: Is it J&J who are DTW? Or is it that have they been recruited by even more DTW'ers??
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And whats all this rubbish about registering racial choice? Surely a team with Schmee and Ironjaw in the ranks will just pick White!
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Things you never expect to hear in a sane world......"I went home a broken man. Contemplating my place in a universe where Shaniepoo was king" - No Number
And..."Shaniepoo is our glorious champion!" - Leipziger
And..."Shaniepoo is our glorious champion!" - Leipziger