Official Monkeybowl Tribes Sledging Thread

[Pipey]

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*I hear Phil78 and DonShula have fallen out in an argument over a deep fried Creme Egg.

*Will Marley prove to the be the worst captain in BB history, or will Silly Sod pip him to the dubious honour?

*Has the Egg been poached by a rival team amidst rumours he is unhappy with Joemanji's 'desperate to win' policy?

[stick_with_poo_on_the_end]

We will

Out play
Out manoeuvre
Out think
and
Over Block Our opponents!

The uk team title is coming back to the North East,!,,,,


WORD!

[phil78]

We will be

Out played
Out manoeuvred
Out thought
and
Out Blocked by our opponents

Fixed that for ya

[Wightlord]

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From our lofty perch of third place at the Flamebowl we will:
Concentrate more on Pippy and less on toy mini's.
Remove one piece of clothing from "Our new mystery player" (when we find one ) each round.
Watch as Shaniepoo wins a team game against Joemanji.

[Leipziger]

We will
The uk team title is coming back to the North East,!,,,,

Meh, UK team titles are so over-rated...

Besides the 'Cream' always rises to the top! Our team of unlikely (& highly un-skilled) players will triumph in the ultimate underdog story

[shaniepoo]

And the Bashers are the cream of the c...

We have traded in Big Pete for a younger, sleeker, better looking model in the form of Dobby!

[shaniepoo]

And the Bashers are the cream of the c...

We have traded in Big Pete for a younger, sleeker, better looking model in the form of Dobby!

[Podfrey]

[sledging]

We've got a rubbish captain who's organised NUTHIN' so far and I reckon we'll come last!

[/sledging]

[Pipey]

Sledging your own team and captain? Reverse psychology?

[Wightlord]

Sledging your own team and captain? Reverse psychology?

Normal Porritt philosophy?

[Podfrey]

No one else was.... and I didn't want the Sod-o-mizer to feel left out

[Wightlord]

No one else was.... and I didn't want the Sod-o-mizer to feel left out

He wont - your never alone with a dead hooker...

[SillySod]

Geoff is just having an adverse reaction to an authoritarian regime. I havent raised the banners or given any speeches just yet but I've made it clear that all members of the swim team will be expected to step in line when it comes to the important decisions

We have a new team motto...

I'll do whatever my captain wants. That's how captains work.

[Podfrey]

Following on from Stick's observation

Question: Is it J&J who are DTW? Or is it that have they been recruited by even more DTW'ers??

[Wightlord]

And whats all this rubbish about registering racial choice? Surely a team with Schmee and Ironjaw in the ranks will just pick White!